straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Making Soft Gay Noises “I really think Lane Bryant is missing an opportunity to reclaim ‘Come To My Window’ from Applebee’s by not offering Reneice a million dollars for that one photo. You know… Darcy — Jun 15, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Sauced on the Today Show “Every conversion into Hayley Kiyoko fanhood that I enable makes me feel more holy and closer to g-d.” Darcy — Jun 8, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Kissing by the Side of the Road Twenty Gayteen and everywhere is shaking! Darcy — Jun 1, 2018
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straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Singing Lesbian Disney Songs At Camp Y’all have a lot of feelings about Disney princesses. Mey — May 18, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Sixty-Nining In the grand scheme of things, we’re really all just here for Cate Blanchett’s boobs. Darcy — May 11, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Crying Over Lesbian Birds “What’s the acceptable dressing for a Man Salad? Crude oil? Turpentine?” Darcy — May 4, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Having All the Feelings “Can confirm that mixing fake blood for your girlfriend’s Carrie costume is queer culture.” Darcy — Apr 27, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Wanna Be Where the People Are Disney has a lot to answer for. Darcy — Apr 20, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are So PYNK It’s just the way she makes us feel. Darcy — Apr 13, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Coming To My Window Spinach artichoke dip is the modern woman’s creamed spinach. Darcy — Apr 6, 2018
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