straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Befriending Skittish Straight People “How can one acquire these ‘sexish sex eyes?’ Asking for a friend.” Darcy — Sep 14, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Believe in Jenny Schecter “I threw all my chicken soup out the window upon reading this, for IT WILL NOURISH ME FOREVER.” Darcy — Sep 7, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Kissing at the VMAs “All my favorite lesbian love stories start when the hats align.” Darcy — Aug 31, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Eating Those Sweet Little Figs “A million little sweet figs for the person who wrote ‘once I cheated on my life partner with a wall in a jail.'” Darcy — Aug 24, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Brewing Beer to Make Men Sad Every day we stray further from Darren. Darcy — Aug 17, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Behaving Very Badly If ‘Cuddle Top’ is not already a thing, I will make it one. Darcy — Aug 3, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Riding Into the Sunset “Come for the lesbian hotel, stay for the euthanasia.” Darcy — Jul 27, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Happy Just to Be Momminated Some people are worth melting for. Darcy — Jul 20, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Lying Naked on the Floor “Who’s lain on the floor, realizing they’ve been lied to as they were laid there?” Darcy — Jul 13, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Crying Happy Tears “HOW ARE YOU CUTTING ONIONS IN MY APARTMENT FROM SO FAR AWAY” Darcy — Jul 6, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Fighting for Your Love “I’M YELLING AT YOU BUT ONLY TO TELL YOU YOU’RE GREAT.” Darcy — Jun 29, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Trying Out a Leather Thing “I was intrigued when I saw the phrase ‘DM Culture,’ until I realized they didn’t mean Dungeon Master.” Darcy — Jun 22, 2018
