straddleverse The Comment Awards Can’t Sit Properly “The chairs thing! THE CHAIRS THING. All my life.” Darcy — Dec 7, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Making the Yuletide Gay “That duck for sure has an Alternative Lifestyle Feathercut.” Darcy — Nov 30, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are So F*cking Thankful For You “I’m blushing in ways I cannot fully blame on the wine.” Darcy — Nov 23, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Singing Karaoke In a Chunky Sweater “My mom watched The L Word before I did, so really this must be her fault.” Darcy — Nov 16, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Missing Queer Girl Yvonne, voice of the people. Vanessa — Nov 9, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Fighting for the Good Things Pipkin’s into the treat bag again! Darcy — Oct 26, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Have a Pocket Full of Punshine “We call them junderpants.” Darcy — Oct 19, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Raising Mx. Ocean Baby Sharks “It would be amazing/hilarious/infuriating if Disney’s first true queer representation was in a movie about lesbian dogs.” Darcy — Oct 12, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Like You Just the Way You Are We finally, somehow, got through this week, my loves! Have some water! Pet a dog! Hurl a straight white cis man into the sun! Darcy — Oct 5, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Side-Eyeing a Diva Cup “Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the phrase ‘menstrual confetti?'” Darcy — Sep 28, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Asking Simple Favors It is a truth universally acknowledged that queer woman are more likely to have cats, and also to have had a crush on Blake Lively ever since the Sisterhood of… Darcy — Sep 21, 2018
