straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Bringing This Meeting of the Baby-Sitters Club to Order “Hello, Baby-Sitters Club.” Darcy — Mar 1, 2019
straddleverse The Comment Awards Do Not Want a Sex Button “I love that someone actually answered that they’re a ‘soup chef’.” Darcy — Feb 22, 2019
straddleverse The Comment Awards Love You! Yes, You! “Crying in the gay bar right now.” Darcy — Feb 15, 2019
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Sleeping With Their Ex. Maybe. Possibly. “Well, now I need ‘Consider disengaging if you’re processing more than you’re fucking’ embroidered on a pillowcase.” Darcy — Feb 8, 2019
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Crushing On Carmen SanDiego “I’ve had a crush on Carmen SanDiego’s femme badassery since before I knew what crushes were, and long before I knew I could have them on women.” Darcy — Feb 1, 2019
straddleverse The Comment Awards Think You’re Hot and You Can Too “If Erin Sullivan has taught me anything, it’s that someone will try to use a bath bomb as a dildo.” Darcy — Jan 25, 2019
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Crushing On Gillian Anderson “Dana Scully and the XXX Files? I’m into that.” Darcy — Jan 18, 2019
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Folding You Into Thirds and Setting You Upright In a Drawer Spark joy, motherf*ckers! Darcy — Jan 11, 2019
straddleverse The Comment Awards are Cheering for You in this Brand New Year “Gay cheerleader of the cosmos, guess I found my desired position for future job applications.” Darcy — Jan 4, 2019
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Eating Leftover Chocolates in Bed “I’m calling it Carbmas now.” Darcy — Dec 28, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Dancing Around A Solstice Fire It’s a magical time of year. Darcy — Dec 21, 2018
straddleverse The Comment Awards Can Have Nice Things “The heart with a dot below it is the menstruation heart you cannot change my mind.” Darcy — Dec 14, 2018
