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The Comment Awards Just Really Love Bees

“I made a little poem. ‘Rebecca and Tess? YES.'”

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Jan 31, 2020

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The Comment Awards Are Nailing A Ring To My Door

“Della Champagne the gender-yeeting tarantula sounds like a queer icon, tbh.”

Darcy —

Jan 24, 2020

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The Comment Awards Have Seen Love, And It’s A Bride in Fuchsia

“…Everyone is happy and has regular and satisfying tent sex.”

Darcy —

Jan 17, 2020

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The Comment Awards Are Considering A Throuple

“The soft look in Gigi’s eyes in the kitchen scene…I’d give her whatever she wanted.”

Darcy —

Jan 10, 2020

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The Comment Awards Are Reveling In Possibility

“IT’S HAPPENING!!! MY THREEWAY POLY PARENTING NIGHTMARE HAS BEGUN AND I AM A L I V E”

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Jan 3, 2020

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The Comment Awards Have Kittens On Their Nightstand

“On my nightstand: three empty beer bottles, 14 books piled in a stack that’s threatening to turn over in the night and murder me in my sleep, a candle that…

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Dec 27, 2019

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The Comment Awards Want to Know Your Superpower

“I made you a sex bench! Now, who’s going to stain it?”

Darcy —

Dec 20, 2019

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The Comment Awards Are Pondering The Meaning of Juicy Fruit

“I, for one, would like to know what became of Sounder 2.”

Darcy —

Dec 13, 2019

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The Comment Awards Are Sharing Their Spotify Top Ten

“It’s ok…I’m sure Dawn would’ve won if this were a mud-wrestling competition.”

Darcy —

Dec 6, 2019

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The Comment Awards Are So F*cking Thankful For You, And For…Exes?

“What if I told you the overprocessing was coming from inside the house?”

Darcy —

Nov 29, 2019

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The Comment Awards Are Selling Their Soul for That Jasika Nicole Hallmark Christmas Movie

“I gotta say, if you wanna have sex in six minutes, you should not spend the first 4.5 minutes unbuttoning all the buttons in both of your dresses!”

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Nov 22, 2019

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The Comment Awards Are Saving the Date for Roxane Gay and Debbie Millman

“THIS is the Christmas romcom we deserve!”

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Nov 15, 2019