Grease Bats by Archie Bongiovanni

Grease Bats by Archie Bongiovanni

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Grease Bats: Sober Kid at the Party

“I had no idea how much drinking masked my anxiety until penicillin.”

Archie —

Jul 6, 2019

Grease Bats by Archie Bongiovanni

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Grease Bats: Cruising 4 Pride

“This Pride I’m finally getting over my CATHOLIC GUILT that has prevented me from engaging and enjoying hook-up culture!”

Archie —

Jun 8, 2019

Grease Bats by Archie Bongiovanni

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Grease Bats: Spring Fling

“I’m not emotionally ready for a CRUSH!”

Archie —

Apr 13, 2019

Grease Bats by Archie Bongiovanni

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Grease Bats: Post-Valentine’s Day

“Group sex has betrayed me.”

Archie —

Feb 16, 2019

Grease Bats by Archie Bongiovanni

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Bad News: She’s Straight

“Straighter than an arrow! Straighter than a ruler! Straighter than uncooked spaghetti! Straighter than your parents! Straighter than a 401k!”

Archie —

Jan 19, 2019

Grease Bats by Archie Bongiovanni

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Grease Bats: Lonely

“I went to a museum ALONE. Then I treated myself to a fancy coffee ALONE. Then I worked in the library ALONE. Then I bought this sweater ALONE.”

Archie —

Dec 22, 2018

Grease Bats by Archie Bongiovanni

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Grease Bats: The Afterparty

“Ahhhh… the afterparty: Where good decisions go to die.”

Archie —

Nov 24, 2018

Grease Bats by Archie Bongiovanni

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Grease Bats: Homophobic Inheritance

“You’d think after someone dies you wouldn’t have to deal with their bullshit anymore… yet her hatred perseveres!”

Archie —

Oct 20, 2018

Grease Bats by Archie Bongiovanni

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Grease Bats: Homosexual Imposter

“Do I need an undercut? Do I need to wear a half-way buttoned top in a French tuck?”

Archie —

Sep 22, 2018

Grease Bats by Archie Bongiovanni

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Grease Bats: New Friends

“Are you interested in engaging in some platonic friendship?”

Archie —

Aug 25, 2018

Grease Bats by Archie Bongiovanni

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Grease Bats: Top, Bottom Or Switch?

“You’re working yourself up into an identity crisis!”

Archie —

Jul 28, 2018

Grease Bats by Archie Bongiovanni

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Grease Bats: Feeling The Gender Feels

“I’m fine” is just code for “I’m disassociating from my feelings.”

Archie —

Jun 30, 2018