elliot page

emma portner

celebrities (vapid fluff)

Ellen Page Is Apparently Dating This Dancer Emma Portner Now, Hmm, Ok

BUT WHERE IS PATTERS?!?!?!

Stef —

Jul 15, 2017

bisexuality

gothip girl

celebrities (vapid fluff)

Maybe Paris Jackson Is Bisexual Perhaps, Who’s To Say

What does Michael Jackson’s daughter DO? What do ANY of us do? Why are we here? Does anybody wanna give her Bella Thorne’s number?

Stef —

Apr 17, 2017

alicia cargile

annie clark

celebrities (vapid fluff)

Year-End Roundup: Celebrity Breakups That Remind Us That Love Is Still A Lie

Everything dies.

Stef —

Dec 21, 2016

gothip girl

kristen stewart

celebrities (vapid fluff)

BREAKING: Kristen Stewart Spotted Walking Next To Stella Maxwell, Ring The Alarm

Whenever famous women are seen walking next to each other, it means they are dating. I don’t make the rules.

Stef —

Dec 14, 2016

angelina jolie

bisexuality

celebrities (vapid fluff)

Angelina Jolie “Switches Teams,” Apparently Was On A “Team”: What Does This Mean For You?

Sources close to the actress and model told Radar that Jolie is “turned off of men completely” and “going back to women.” Does this mean you’re going to date Angelina…

Stef —

Nov 17, 2016

annie clark

gal pals

celebrities (vapid fluff)

OK Fine: Are Kristen Stewart And Annie Clark Dating Now Or What?

Look, I don’t like this any more than you do.

Stef —

Oct 10, 2016

alicia cargile

gal pals

celebrities (vapid fluff)

BREAKING: Alicia Cargile Accompanies Kristen Stewart On Cannes Red Carpet, Carries Her Shoes

Somewhere, dark stormclouds gather over Robert Pattinson. In the distance, thunder cracks ominously.

Stef —

May 16, 2016

gothip girl

Lists/Top 10s

celebrities (vapid fluff)

Listling With Minimal Commentary: 39 Completely Context-Free Tabloid Headlines

Every day, I comb the tabloids all across the internet, thirstily hunting for any news of Kristen Stewart’s potential public makeouts and/or Evan Rachel Wood’s forthcoming announcement that she’s ready…

Stef —

May 12, 2016

alicia cargile

gothip girl

celebrities (vapid fluff)

Kristen Stewart Had A Very Gay 24 Hours

Kristen Stewart honored Jodie Foster in the best way she knows how – by hanging with her ex and a bunch of LA lesbians at a bar.

Stef —

May 5, 2016

gal pals

gothip girl

celebrities (vapid fluff)

Kristen Stewart Spotted Walking Alone; Stop the Presses

She told French Marie Claire that she hates being gossiped about, so here we are. Gossiping about it.

Stef —

May 2, 2016

gothip girl

kristen stewart

celebrities (vapid fluff)

Kristen Stewart And Soko: A Romance For The Ages

Everything we know so far about the most important romantic entanglement of 2016.

Stef —

Mar 30, 2016

celebs in the closet

gal pals

celebrities (vapid fluff)

Hypothetically, If Queen Latifah Dated Women, She Wouldn’t Be Dating One Right Now

Even if this WERE true, it wouldn’t even be a thing anymore, so don’t even worry about it.

Stef —

Mar 11, 2016