No Filter: A Very Chrishell Christmas!
feature image photo of Chrishell Stause and G Flip via Chrishell’s Instagram
Hello and welcome back to No Filter! This is the one where I give you content from queer fame-o’s on Instagram!
One day I would like to go back in time and tell 2019 me that I would become very invested in Chrishell’s relationship, just see what I would say.
What is there to feel but love for this???
Okay wait I am now remembering that, like, pictures of you and your significant other are indeed a Christmas thing.
https://www.instagram.com/p/C1SoSA3vWDx/?img_index=10
Still more! And thank god Clinton is here!
Okay couples! We see you! We respect you even!
https://www.instagram.com/p/C1SSO2TuNCk/?img_index=2
Ah normality has been restored, cause if there is one thing Janelle is gonna do it is get in that damn Grinch costume.
They are simply so cute!!!
And not to be outdone…
Jenna please pack me a bag of your favorite things!
Ballin and listening to Kimbra? Love that vibe.
Not gonna hold ya, “merry krampussy” is working for me.
Quite literally slay Mama???
Top 15 Gayest Moments in Selling Sunset Season Seven
One thing I’ve learned about life is anything can become extremely gay.
I’m humbled and thrilled to share that Selling Sunset, a show started back in 2019 when we were all different people, is one of those things that started out straight and is now extremely gay. I originally intended for this list to only have the top ten gayest moments, but there were truly SO MANY GAY MOMENTS that I struggled to limit the list even to 15 moments.
Some people might claim this is a show about luxury real estate in the Los Angeles metropolitan area, but we know better, don’t we?
Without further ado, I present to you the top ten gayest moments of Selling Sunset season seven.
15. When Bre and Emma are trying out these interesting exercise machines
this can’t be right
okay sure
exactly
14. When Amanza asks Bre who’s in charge of her these days and Bre says, “No one! Take care of me!”
???
13. When Chelsea and Emma make dil-doughs (sorry I had to)
Are you really sorry though Chrishell
ok Chelsea
12. When Emma puts a dog leash on Chrishell and they both love it
nothing to see here
11. When Emma randomly has pliers in her bag and fixes Mary’s shoe
it’s giving Ring of Keys
10. When Amanza asks Emma if she’d go on a date with a female and Emma reacts totally normally and calmly
9. “I love hard nipples”
What’s the context here? Who cares!
8. Nikki Glazer showing up and telling Chrishell, “You’re switching me over!”
Not sure anyone says “switching me over” anymore but we’ll take it!
7. Emma describing her ideal partner as someone that’s “my best friend, but also I’m in love with”
oh… honey…
6. Chrishell correcting Marie-Lou when she misgenders G Flip
This is my favorite iteration of Chrishell
5. Emma’s letter to Chrishell
I just… no comment
4. This entire conversation purportedly about “tacos” that takes place while Chrishell is wearing a dress literally made of rainbow sequins
It needs to be mentioned that Emma inexplicably asked this question in a British accent
chaos ensues
totally weird!
what did she hear…
oh that’s what you heard
3. All of G Flip’s cameos
2. Chrishell’s extremely adorable use of this term that I will immediately incorporate into my vocabulary*
*This also includes all of the discussion of Chrishell and G Flip getting married in Vegas.
1. Chrishell and G kissing, followed by G screaming, “THIS IS MY WIFE!”
Top Ten Gayest Moments in Selling Sunset Season Six
Selling Sunset season six came out a few weeks ago, and I’m humbled and thrilled to share that I have done my part for the cause, and compiled this (non-exhaustive) list of the gayest moment from a show that portends to be about real estate in the Los Angeles area, but really is about humanity as we know it. The pain. The drama. The obscene amounts of money. The escrow. The floaties. The closets. And most of all, now more than ever, the gay stuff.
Without further ado, I present to you the top ten gayest moments of Selling Sunset season six:
10. When Emma tells Chrishell to take a shot from her boobs, and Chrishell is like, sure!
9. When all the gals are on their way to a drag bar but one of them has a panic attack right before they get there
8. When Chrishell is on a floatie and Emma jumps on her like this
7. When Chelsea and Chrishell invent a queer bed and breakfast
6. When Davina shows up after being gone for the whole season and is like hey what’s up?
5. When Saweetie forgot how fine Bre was
4. When Chrishell looks at G Flip like this
3. Basically every interaction between Chrishell and G tbh
2. This lower arm situation
And finally… our winner… The gayest moment of Selling Sunset Season Six:
1. When G Flip invites Chrishell to do this (a lick is something on the drums, people!!!!!)
Did I miss any? I’m sure I did! Sound off in the comments!
Chrishell Stause and G Flip Are Full-On Married One Year After Announcing Relationship
feature image photo of Chrishell and G Flip by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin / Contributor via Getty Images
Reality realtor Chrishell Stause of Selling Sunset fame and nonbinary Australian singer-songwriter-drummer G Flip are married! People dropped its exclusive announcement of the wedding late last night. The news comes almost exactly a year after the official announcement the love birds were an item last May.
A lot of other outlets are running with the whole “married after one year of dating,” and while it is indeed true G Flip and Chrishell haven’t been together super long — hell, they have only known each other for under two years — those splashy headlines aren’t quite as accurate as mine. You see, a lot of intrepid investigators who happened to be gay Selling Sunset fans had been picking up on social media clues Chrishell and G Flip were together well before they made their relationship official to the public. In fact, even I, someone who did not watch Selling Sunset but was merely a terminally online homosexual with an interest in age gap relationships (Chrishell is 41, and G Flip is 28), knew about these rumors before they entered the mainstream. It is, therefore, much more accurate to say their nuptials come a year after they hard launched their relationship to the press, what we might have called becoming “Facebook official” centuries ago. The couple celebrated their dating anniversary in March, not May.
Now that I’ve gotten that off my chest…it has indeed been an exciting rollercoaster of love for these two, who met at a Halloween party in 2021 when they were both still with their exes. One calendar year later, the two were in a relationship and also dressed as each other for Halloween. A relationship in which Halloween plays a very important role? That’s gay.
According to an interview in Vogue Australia, Chrishell and G Flip kissed for the first time in February 2022, immediately after which Chrishell apologized for being straight. But the experience led her to rethink dating and attraction, and she eventually opened herself up to dating G Flip. Then the two participated in the time-honored queer tradition of a long-distance relationship, with Chrishell based in Los Angeles and G Flip in Australia. They both appeared together as themselves in the series finale of The L Word: Generation Q. Listen, if you show up together to Bette and Tina’s gay wedding, you’re probably gonna get married yourself. Those are the rules.
The Instagram post Chrishell made to announce getting married to G Flip is wildly sweet. A video replays little snippets from throughout their relationship, including the aforementioned identity-swap Halloween moment. In the caption, she writes: “Love doesn’t always go as planned…Sometimes it’s immeasurably better.” OKAY, THAT’S LIKE THE BEST ONE-SENTENCE WEDDING VOW I’VE EVER HEARD?
The comment then transitions into Chrishell plugging G Flip’s new single “Be Your Man,” and that, my friends, is a top-tier wifey move! Promoting your boo’s art at the same time as announcing your marriage? We love a supportive wife!!!!! Indeed, even the beginning of the caption is a bit of a reference to the song, which G Flip wrote for Chrishell and includes the lyrics: “I’m not what you planned / But I’ll be your man.”
This is the first song G Flip wrote about their relationship with Chrishell, but Chrishell also appeared in their music video for “GET ME OUTTA HERE” — a video that made convenience stores very hot and gay, something I’ve long known to be true.
They’re both clearly supportive of each other’s work, with G Flip set to appear in the new season of Selling Sunset, which drops May 19 on Netflix. The teaser for the new season includes Chrishell saying the ultimate coming-out-late-in-life mic drop: “I know people think I’m having a midlife crisis…but I’m having an awakening.”
I’m genuinely happy for these two!
No Filter: G Flip on a Red Carpet in a White Vest Is Just So *Chef’s Kiss*
feature image photo by Steve Granitz / Contributor via Getty Images
Hello and welcome back to No Filter, the column where I gather all the best celesbian content on Instagram and give it to you!
This is an incredible “who’s who” of some of the hippest Queers about Town™️ right now.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CqmX-jzLSFM/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a trillion times: I love a good photo dump, and I simply hate the phrase photo dump!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CqnkEK-uDEA/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Everyone really popped off for the GLAAD Awards, and for that I say: Thank you!
Like helloooooo gorgeous? Hello Old Hollywood glamour??
https://www.instagram.com/p/CqoUPyPOqHo/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
MJ looks incredible here, and I love that she’s honored by Variety with such a banging group!
I mean MJ and Judy Blume in the same space! Whomst could have imagined!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CqpPL5mODv6/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Happiest of Birthdays!!! Welcome to being nearly 30!!
One day Lesbian Jesus will take over all the media formats and honestly? That’s fine by me!
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cqf2-ncLZ7u/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
I am trulyyyyy thrilled and in love with this piece of art commissioned by King Princess for Quinn’s birthday, like that’s how you do opulence and extraness!!!
GFlip on a red carpet in a white vest is just so…*chef’s kiss*
Niecy said “hell yes I am going to live laugh love every day” and I have nothing but support for her!!
No Filter: Every Few Months I Remember Chrishell Stause Is Dating G Flip
Feature image photo of Chrishell Stause and G Flip via Chrishell’s Instagram
Welcome back to No Filter, the place where I gather up the best celesbian nonsense and put in one handy column for you! Let us get into it!
I have never done a tropics trip for a holiday vacation but I think…I could be into it??
https://www.instagram.com/p/CmiAS4ap5cv/
At this time I have no comment about the L Word Gen Q musical episode!
I mean, I guess my takeaway is “Happy for u or sorry that happened…I ain’t reading all that.”
The thing about Cynthia is that VOICE?? Now, if she had been in the Gen Q musical ep….I might have turned it on!
Queen of Lip Synching, Queen of Pregnancy, Queen of about to be the cutest mom I ever did see!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CmnMq0ZOHVf/
The EXTREMELY “we saw you from across the bar energy” ???? Daniel, you must stop hanging around gorgeous people and giving off this vibe! (Please never stop!!)
Every few months I remember Chrishell is dating G Flip?? Celebrating the holidays in Australia even!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CmpOMAQyPpI/
Every time a beautiful woman mentions having greys I am aroused and jealous — I literally had fake grey hair braided into my hair this very day!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CmhXloyP0XM/
Hot girl reading alert! I love to see celeb reading lists, and I love when I actually believe them?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CmhXZj2ujCg/
Two legends meeting for the first time….brings a tear to my very eye!
Chrishell Stause and G Flip Dressed Up As EACH OTHER for Halloween, Gayest Shit Imaginable
It was only about five months ago that I wrote to you to share the incredible news that Chrishell Stause, the darling of Netflix’s Selling Sunset, was dating nonbinary Australian musician G Flip. In case all of this sounds like jibberish, all you need to know is that Chrishell stars in one of Netflix’s hottest reality TV shows, Selling Sunset, in which the definition of “excess” is expanded to truly unimaginable heights! And G Flip is an Australian singer and drummer, most renowned for their song “GAY 4 U”. The two met earlier this year when Chrishell appeared in G Flip’s music video “GET ME OUTTA HERE” — and have been an item pretty much ever since!
Now, a mere 183 days later, I write to you with more news.
No, they didn’t break up. No, they didn’t get engaged. It’s much bigger than either of those things.
THEY DRESSED UP AS EACH OTHER FOR HALLOWEEN!!!
When I first was alerted to the existence of these pictures, I gasped! Because first and foremost, they both look so good!?? And second and second most, the degree of accuracy in these costumes — down to the make-up and accessories — is truly impressive. I mean G Flip ringing the Selling Sunset bell with an ear-to-ear grin is literally Chrishell to a t.
But ngl, there is something kind of like, amazingly joyful and kind of subversive about all this. When Chrishell started dating G Flip, she showed the world — including, I can only presume, many straight people that watch Selling Sunset — that anyone can be queer. We are among you! We are out there! We’re even in the most ludicrous, seemingly straight reality TV shows about extremely rich people with extremely huge closets!!
And now Chrishell and G Flip have partaken in the time honored tradition of doing the gayest thing imaginable — dressing as each other. What better way to embody genderfuckery than to dress up as your loved one, who presents so differently than you do, and for both of you to actually freaking ROCK THE LOOK??
From your unofficial official reporter always on the hunt for gay shit concealed conspicuously or inconspicuously within a reality TV show about houses that look like monochromatic cubes but cost several millions of dollars — Happy Halloween!
21 Chrishell and G Flip Titles We Brainstormed After Losing the SEO Wars to a Corporate-Backed Media Company
Yesterday, we published an article about Selling Sunset’s Chrishell Stause appearing in G Flip’s new music video for “GET ME OUTTA HERE” (the collab that started the relationship heard round the world).
A few hours later, a big, corporate-backed media company published an article under the exact same title — the only change being that the words “Chrishell Stause” and “G Flip” had been switched. This happens sometimes, because describing a music video isn’t proprietary.
But the frustrating consequence is that because they are a larger, big named publication, Google favored their title — even though ours was first by hours — and it moved us from the first place SEO, down to not even ranking on the first page anymore. What a bummer!
Moments like this really hit home how hard it is to keep independent media alive — we get overpowered even when we do literally everything right. At the end of the day, we’re only here because of readers that believe queer stories — yes, even those about extremely mindless reality TV shows — should exist and be written about by queer people who get it. So if this title mirroring kerfuffle inspires you to join our A+ membership program (which starts at only $4/month), we’d be extremely grateful!
We are not one to wallow in self-pity. Nay, we used this opportunity to turn lemons into lemonade. And when I say that, what I really mean is we used this as an impetus/excuse to make titles so outlandish that no one would EVER have the exact same one. And because we love you so much, we’re sharing those titles with you, straight from our Slack channel.
1. G Flip and Chrishell Stause Play Hide the Salami in a Convenience Store
2. G Flip and Chrishell Stause Make Out in a Store of Convenience
3. G Flip and Chrishell Stause Are Living Kristen Arnett’s Dreams By Getting Frisky in a 7-Eleven
4. Choking!? G Flip and Chrishell Get Snacks, Make Out In New Music Video
5. Choke Her? I Hardly Know Her! Chrishell Stause and G Flip Make Out and Are Dating
6. Sold! Chrishell From Selling Sunset In Leather, Chokes G Flip In New Video
7. Are They Okay? Chrishell Stause and G Flip Made Out In A Convenience Store But Did Not Buy a Single Snack
8. I Just Remembered Vitamin Water Exists After Seeing Chrishell Stause and G Flip Make Out Next To It
9. Girl In Red: No It’s Chrishell of Selling Sunset Making Out With G Flip On a Couch, In 7-Eleven
10. I Bought Some of Those Energy Bars Yesterday: Now Crishell and G Flip Are Making Out On Top Of Them
11. Chrishell Shows Us How Babies Are Made With G Flip, And It All Starts In 7-Eleven
12. Chrishell Foregoes Convenience Store Hot Dogs To Ram G-Flip’s Hot Dog Up Her Highway in new Music Video
13. Chrishell and G-Flip Have Hot Sex Next To Hot Cheetos in Convenience Store
14. G Flip and Chrishell Stause Suck Face in a Convenience Store
15. Cleanup on Aisle 5: Crishell and G-Flip are Making Out There And Also The Top Shelf to Their Left is Completely Empty and Needs to Be Restocked
16. 7 Minutes in Heaven at the 7-Eleven: Crishell and G-Flip Show You How It’s Done
17. G Flip Chokes After Trashing Convenience Store with Chrishell Stause…But It’s Not on Snacks!
18. 7 Minutes in Heaven: Chrishell and G Flip Slam Slim Jims at a 7-Eleven
19. 7 Minutes in Heaven: Chrishell and G Flip Slam Slim Jims and Swap Spit at a 7-Eleven
20. 7 Minutes in Heaven: Chrishell and G Flip Take Big Gulps of Each Other in a 7-Eleven
21. 7 Minutes in Heaven: Chrishell and G Flip Slam Slim Jims and Swap “Slurpees” at a 7-Eleven
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7 Minutes in 7-Eleven: Chrishell and G Flip Take Big Gulps of Each Other
Late last week, the world wide web learned that Selling Sunset’s Chrishell Stause and nonbinary Australian musician G Flip were an item. By now, it’s a classic story. You know that whole thing when you’re a musician, you’re making a music video, you watch some of Netflix’s arguably most unhinged reality show, you tap Chrishell Stause of said reality show to be in your music video, and now you’re dating and the world is watching? That’s just how it goes! A tale as old as time, really! Needless to say, we’ve all been waiting with bated breath for the music video at the center of all this — G Flip’s new music video “GET ME OUTTA HERE” — to drop. Luckily for us, mere days after the relationship’s announcement, we got this gift:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CdROYQ1vuMO/
Yes, according to my eyes and this instantly historical Instagram, Chrishell gave G Flip this eponymous tattoo. It’s all feeling very gay.
But as of today, the music video is out. And I, a person who had never heard of G Flip before last Friday, have been tasked with reviewing it. In preparation, I watched the teaser which G Flip shared on their Instagram, and my anticipatory review thus far is succinct and powerful:
“HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
So, what did I think when I watched the actual video?
Here are my real-time, unedited, hot-off-the-press notes while watching the “Get Me Outta Here” video:
- chrishell in a grocery store
- G fllip [sic] with the frozen foods and or energy drinks let’s get energized!!!
- now w’er [sic] on the sidewalk
- they just kissed a LITTLE
- get them out of there!! out of the grocery store?!?!
- Chrishell is approaching the register in a skin tight leather strapless dress
- RED KISSING
- Chrishell’s hair is similar to g flips
- now they really kissed against a grungy grocery store apparatus
- this grocery store is actaully [sic] a convenience store and it doesn’t look super nice, somewhat apocalyptic
- I got no fucks to give
- ok there’s a lot of kissing now
- Chrishell is still at the register, what is she gonna buy??
- was this their first date together
- Maybe she’s not buying anything at the register, is G flip on the other side of the register?
- chrishell lip synced!!!
- Don’t knock anything over guys
- These intercuts on the couch are hot
- I GOT NO FUCKS TO GIVE
Here are some Very Important shots from the “Get Me Outta Here” video:
In conclusion, I completely understand how and why they started dating immediately after filming this video. It actually would have been illegal for them not to. See for yourself:
Butter Me Up and Call Me Escrow, Chrishell From “Selling Sunset” Is Dating Nonbinary Musician G Flip!
Netflix’s Selling Sunset is a portal into a world of glitz, glam, and most recently, girl boss vegan empanadas. It’s an opportunity to do what I do best: imagine I’m rich and tall while screaming “WE’RE IN ESCROW!!” and “WE NEED THE COMPS!!” across the apartment to my girlfriend. But speaking of my girlfriend, perhaps the most epic moment of the season came today, on May 6 in the year two thousand and twenty-two, when fan favorite Chrishell Stause confirmed that she is dating nonbinary Australian musician G Flip, famous for making lots of music, but namely a song called GAY 4 ME!!!
Those of us who were understandably paying EXTREMELY close attention to Chrishell’s Instagram activity have been curious about this situation for some time. Exhibits A-C:
Well, G Flip, should she???
On repeat, Chrishell??? ON REPEAT???
Fiery hearts, just gal pal stuff
“I recently have been spending a lot of time with someone that somebody’s very important to me,” Chrishell told host Tan France near the end of the Selling Sunset reunion on Netflix. “Their name is G-Flip, they’re nonbinary so they go by they/them and they are an extremely talented musician and it started because I was just gonna be in their video.” Furthermore, she asserted that G-Flip is a “rock star” who is “living a rock star life.”
When Tan asked why she’d been hesitant to be open about her relationship, she told him: “I think I was probably as surprised as anyone. Nothing’s really changed for me, I’m still really attracted to masculine energy and a good human. I hear people talk about these things and they’re like I knew from a young age. But that’s not me. I’m just — I’m very open to good energy. I don’t know what my future holds, but it is a complicated issue to talk about. Even now I’m nervous… but at the end of the day, I’m so happy and so if that angers someone, then that’s not really my problem.”
Tan then declares that it’s 2022 and she can date whoever she wants! Thank you Tan.
In Season Five of Selling Sunset, the highs were high (a lot of these mansions in LA appear to be on large stilts, which are themselves on large hills) and the lows were low (discussions of whomst is bullying whomst were had). Chrishell spent most of Season Five dating Jason Oppenheim, which was full of drama since he is one of the founders of Selling Sunset’s titular real estate brokerage, The Oppenheim Group. (It was also dramatic because it meant that we watched Chrishell, more than once, rub his bald head.) But they called it quits at the end of the season — apparently opening the door for Chrishell to look to gayer pastures!
Honestly, we are very happy for Chrishell. What does this mean for intriguingly alliterative Selling Sunset Season Six, a.k.a. The Sapphic Season of Scissoring? Who knows!! No matter what, we’re excited. Can’t you just picture it: Chrishell dishing to Emma about her hot gay sex, over a porcelain plate of vegan empanadas in a 10 million dollar house in a neighborhood I’ve never heard of. I, for one, cannot wait.