comedy DeAnne Smith and Um, A Cat “I wouldn’t put it past Melissa Etheridge to presciently write a song about me and this cat 19 years before our love manifested.” D — Nov 30, 2012
comedy DeAnne Smith and the Sweet, Sweet Sleep “Waking up at noon is just one of the many perks of being self-employed, working mostly at night, and not having too much pesky ambition.” D — Nov 14, 2012
comedy DeAnne Smith and That Pesky Time Thing Whether it’s self-imposed deadlines, dinner dates or my menstrual cycle, you can count on me to be at least five minutes to weeks late. D — Jun 4, 2012
comedy DeAnne Smith and The Hook Up “She was probably going to kick me out. No, she was probably going to call the police. I was going to jail. I was definitely going to jail.” D — Feb 21, 2012
comedy DeAnne Smith and The Feelings BUT I’M A COMEDIAN! THIS FEELS WEIRD! WHY IS IT RAINING FROM MY FACE? I DON’T LIKE WEATHER COMING OUT MY EYES. D — Oct 26, 2011
comedy DeAnne Smith and The Dating Game “Why are my arms so skinny? People can be friendly. Fuck, she’s so cute. Am I getting enough iron?” D — Sep 22, 2011
comedy DeAnne Smith and the Truth About the Beach “Should I apologize for introducing you to sexy lesbian Lincoln? I don’t want to. I’m not sorry.” D — May 30, 2011
comedy DeAnne Smith and That Airy Fairy Stuff “Psychic Sarah asked me to meditate with her. I did.” D — May 13, 2011
comedy DeAnne Smith and the Unfashionable Utopia of Yore “But you loved it, because it was the one material that could be a shirt, sheets, pajamas or a hand-sewn menstrual pad.” D — Mar 16, 2011
comedy DeAnne Smith Waxes On “Also, you’re welcome. Because let’s be honest, that was a drunken and flexible decade.” D — Mar 2, 2011
comedy DeAnne Smith and the Seasonal Affective Disorder Quiz b.) Did I already miss The View? D — Jan 31, 2011
comedy DeAnne Smith and the New Zodiac F.A.Q. “Let’s use a metaphor. Let’s say Lindsay Lohan is the moon, and Samantha Ronson is Earth.” D — Jan 20, 2011
