deanne smith is funny

DeAnne Smith

deanne smith is funny

comedy

DeAnne Smith and Um, A Cat

“I wouldn’t put it past Melissa Etheridge to presciently write a song about me and this cat 19 years before our love manifested.”

DeAnne —

Nov 30, 2012

DeAnne Smith

deanne smith is funny

comedy

DeAnne Smith and the Sweet, Sweet Sleep

“Waking up at noon is just one of the many perks of being self-employed, working mostly at night, and not having too much pesky ambition.”

DeAnne —

Nov 14, 2012

DeAnne Smith

deanne smith is funny

comedy

DeAnne Smith and That Pesky Time Thing

Whether it’s self-imposed deadlines, dinner dates or my menstrual cycle, you can count on me to be at least five minutes to weeks late.

DeAnne —

Jun 4, 2012

DeAnne Smith

deanne smith is funny

comedy

DeAnne Smith and The Hook Up

“She was probably going to kick me out. No, she was probably going to call the police. I was going to jail. I was definitely going to jail.”

DeAnne —

Feb 21, 2012

DeAnne Smith

deanne smith is funny

comedy

DeAnne Smith and The Feelings

BUT I’M A COMEDIAN! THIS FEELS WEIRD! WHY IS IT RAINING FROM MY FACE? I DON’T LIKE WEATHER COMING OUT MY EYES.

DeAnne —

Oct 26, 2011

DeAnne Smith

deanne smith is funny

comedy

DeAnne Smith and The Dating Game

“Why are my arms so skinny? People can be friendly. Fuck, she’s so cute. Am I getting enough iron?”

DeAnne —

Sep 22, 2011

DeAnne Smith

deanne smith is funny

comedy

DeAnne Smith and the Truth About the Beach

“Should I apologize for introducing you to sexy lesbian Lincoln? I don’t want to. I’m not sorry.”

DeAnne —

May 30, 2011

DeAnne Smith

deanne smith is funny

comedy

DeAnne Smith and That Airy Fairy Stuff

“Psychic Sarah asked me to meditate with her. I did.”

DeAnne —

May 13, 2011

DeAnne Smith

deanne smith is funny

comedy

DeAnne Smith and the Unfashionable Utopia of Yore

“But you loved it, because it was the one material that could be a shirt, sheets, pajamas or a hand-sewn menstrual pad.”

DeAnne —

Mar 16, 2011

DeAnne Smith

deanne smith is funny

comedy

DeAnne Smith Waxes On

“Also, you’re welcome. Because let’s be honest, that was a drunken and flexible decade.”

DeAnne —

Mar 2, 2011

DeAnne Smith

deanne smith is funny

comedy

DeAnne Smith and the Seasonal Affective Disorder Quiz

b.) Did I already miss The View?

DeAnne —

Jan 31, 2011

DeAnne Smith

deanne smith is funny

comedy

DeAnne Smith and the New Zodiac F.A.Q.

“Let’s use a metaphor. Let’s say Lindsay Lohan is the moon, and Samantha Ronson is Earth.”

DeAnne —

Jan 20, 2011