“Did some naked housework today like that episode of Friends when Rachel was trying to get comfortable with her own body. Luckily, unlike Friends, Ross didn’t come over and ruin…
“Masturbated while watching porn. The orgasms were decent, possibly because I saw my super hot ex today who could almost make me come with just a smirk.”
“Met some friends for drinks after work. Too tipsy and sleepy to think about sex or masturbating tonight. Will rectify the masturbation-less week over the weekend. Or at least take…