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april fools day or whatever

6 Reasons Your Girlfriend Didn’t Come Home Last Night That Aren’t “She’s Cheating On You”

So your girlfriend didn’t come home last night, but that doesn’t mean she cheated on you! It might just mean that she’s a time traveler.

Riese —

Apr 1, 2024

april fools day or whatever

Drew shrugging aginst a background of the Capricorn constellation

astrology, tarot & witchcraft

6 Problems I Have Because I’m a Capricorn (And Definitely Not Because of My Relationship with My Parents)

I can be hard on myself but I can also be hard on other people. Sorry, Mom, I’m working on this one.

Drew Burnett Gregory —

Apr 1, 2024

april fools day or whatever

Leatherface splashing water on his "face"

beauty

I Fixed My Acne With a Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 Leatherface Killing Mask

The first step to wearing a Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 Leatherface Killing Mask is finding the mask online.

Riese —

Apr 1, 2024

april fools day or whatever

Carmen inserted to a scene from Grey's Anatomy

health

I Was Watching Grey’s Anatomy To Cure My Depression but Instead I Learned How To Perform Brain Surgery

How hard is brain surgery, really, when they let Patrick Dempsey perform it for years?

Carmen Phillips —

Apr 1, 2024

april fools day or whatever

A woman gasping with cucumbers behind her

lesbian sex

It Happened To Me: My Girlfriend Served a Cucumber at a Dinner Party That I’m Pretty Sure We’d Used as a Dildo

It happens to all of us (right? RIGHT?): Sometimes you just have to get f*cked with a vegetable.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya —

Apr 1, 2024

april fools day or whatever

Drew wearing a crown with a trans flag behind her

comedy

8 Things That Are Trans Culture Because I Like Them and So Do Two of My Friends

2. Butterfly and seahorse tattoos

Drew Burnett Gregory —

Apr 1, 2024

april fools day or whatever

shane

queer fashion

Give Your Wardrobe a Sustainable Spring Refresh By Stealing From Your Girlfriend’s Closet

Everything you need to give your wardrobe a sustainable spring refresh is already within reach.

Riese —

Apr 1, 2024

april fools day or whatever

a woman with a mic and tears coming out of her eyes

society + culture

BREAKING: Local Lesbian Is Sad, Thinks Solution Is To ‘Start Doing Poetry Open Mics’

Janet P. says it was heartbreak that brought her to the “Free Drinks (Two Per Person Limit) Open Mic Night” at McKinney’s Irish Pub.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya —

Apr 1, 2024

april fools day or whatever

Ava from Warrior Nun, Tara from True Blood, Jenny from The L Word, Bill Potts from Dr. Who, Lexa from The 100, Delphine from Orphan Black, and Willow from Buffy

tv lists

20 Undead Sapphic TV Characters, Ranked by Brain Munching

Hopefully this will finally get me recognized by the Pulitzer nominating committee.

Heather Hogan —

Apr 1, 2023

april fools day or whatever

Elsa Martinelli and Annette Vadim in the 1960 film Blood and Roses, Tara from True Blood, and Catherine Deneuve from The Hunger against a background of a purple skull, a vampire woman surrounded by purple bats, and purple skeleton hands in the shape of a heart surrounded by purple flowers.

comedy

An Open Letter From the Vampiric Council on Vampire Erasure

Everybody knows vampires are the gayest undead creatures.

Fright Dyke —

Apr 1, 2023

#affiliatemarketing

april fools day or whatever

a pin that says ALL VAMPIRES ARE GAY, a single black doc marten boot, an array of spiked goth jewelry including a cuff, a spiked choker necklace, black cherries, and a spiky leather jacket. a femme in a black sheer buttondown shirt, a masc with bleached hair in a black open leathery box-fit short sleeve buttondown and black shorts with white athletic socks and black slides, a femme with short choppy black hair in a black tight strapless bodysuit with a leather look, and a masc in a black cropped tee with black pants. everyone has vampire fangs with blood dripping from them.

comedy

Caught Dead: Style Tips for Nonbinary Vampires

I’m not some kind of cartoon Dracula wearing a cravat and a cape every day. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Or maybe that was my last victim.

Nico —

Apr 1, 2023

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a hand pulls a green ribbon and is surrounded by purple, red, and dark magenta flowers. the look has an overall watercolor vibe.

comedy

I’m Just a Girl (With a Green Ribbon)

She places her fingers around my neck but does not squeeze.

The Girl With The Green Ribbon —

Apr 1, 2023

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Bridesmaid Dress Alternatives That Scream, “I’m Not on a Gender Journey, I’m on a Journey Through Space and Time”

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5 Trans-Affirming Surgeries I Only Want After Watching 90s Winona Ryder Movies

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Famous Pop Star Comes Out as Gay and Also as a Cryptid Wearing a Human Suit

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6 Reasons Your Girlfriend Didn’t Come Home Last Night That Aren’t “She’s Cheating On You”

6 Problems I Have Because I’m a Capricorn (And Definitely Not Because of My Relationship with My Parents)

I Fixed My Acne With a Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 Leatherface Killing Mask

I Was Watching Grey’s Anatomy To Cure My Depression but Instead I Learned How To Perform Brain Surgery

It Happened To Me: My Girlfriend Served a Cucumber at a Dinner Party That I’m Pretty Sure We’d Used as a Dildo

8 Things That Are Trans Culture Because I Like Them and So Do Two of My Friends

Give Your Wardrobe a Sustainable Spring Refresh By Stealing From Your Girlfriend’s Closet

BREAKING: Local Lesbian Is Sad, Thinks Solution Is To ‘Start Doing Poetry Open Mics’

20 Undead Sapphic TV Characters, Ranked by Brain Munching

An Open Letter From the Vampiric Council on Vampire Erasure

Caught Dead: Style Tips for Nonbinary Vampires

I’m Just a Girl (With a Green Ribbon)