Valentine’s Day. It’s essentially a capitalist ploy to sell thousands of Hershey’s Kisses (for drowning your sorrows or just blessin’ your boo). My general thoughts are: it’s a very ridiculous day for everyone, but I like telling people that I love them & I am a sucker for any sort of themed dressing. I’m not sure why, but I love the “challenge” of dressing thematically for any given holiday. This year it won’t be as literal as it’s been in years past (see: Cupid’s arrow through my head) but I’m jonesing for several of these Cupid-esque pieces. FYI: they’d be cute on you any day of the year.

Only Plaid Shirt
Only Plaid Shirt

Um… because plaid? Whether it’s a solo V-day, a party with pals or some sort of romantic soiree with a lover (or lovers), I’m pressed to find an occasion where plaid is not apropo. If plaid isn’t appropriate for Valentine’s, I don’t want any part in it.

Valentines Print Co-Ord
Valentines Print Co-Ord

This is not for the faint of heart. Sweeter than sweet, this co-ord set is absolutely on brand for Cupid Fanatics. Sweet-tarts not included.

Polka Dot Culottes
Polka Dot Culottes

Along the lines of Kaelyn’s palazzo love, I’m leaning towards a more relaxed leg this spring. Polka dot culottes are both fun to say and fun to wear, Valentine’s or not.

Heart Socks
Heart Socks

I love novelty socks. Like, a lot. So, these really get me going. You could wear them with anything!

PB&J phone cases
PB&J phone cases

These are gratuitous, a touch ludicrous even, but if matching phone cases is a thing that you and your partners are into, go for it. Even if it’s just you and your 3 iPhones.

Sequin Feather Nipple Tassels
Sequin Feather Nipple Tassels

I have a thing for frivolous accessories and these definitely fit the bill. Oh the places we’ll go!

Milk & Cookies tee
Milk & Cookies tee

I like milk and cookies. I like my crush. I definitely like want this tee.

Britney Spears Cherry Bra
Britney Spears Cherry Bra

I don’t have a real reason for including this except that it is a “Britney Spears” bra and that makes me think that it will come with an accompanying snake. I cannot confirm or deny whether it comes with a snake. I still love Britney.


There you have it kids: a bevy of V-Day goodies to bookmark for you or your bae. Excuse me while I order some nipple tassels!