Should I Put Eggnog In My Coffee?
Just wondering what you thought.
“We put Fireball in our coffee and it’s almost karaoke o’clock! HAHAHA these dishes match my dress shit it’s cold in here oh I love chess squares! Hand me a chess square! Oh god these are so good I love life!”
“I put Xanax in my coffee and I think all the fucks I had to give are now up in those trees over there. Do you see them? What a beautiful day.”
“I put MDMA in my coffee and now I can’t stop touching my face. This sweater is like being eaten by a Popple, but like, a Popple who loves you more than life itself.”
“Hm? I’m drinking gravy. Just straight gravy. It’s vegan.”
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