Zack Snyder’s Army of the Dead trailer is here, and the whole internet is finally in on the fact that Tig Notaro is a stone cold fox. So, while everyone’s paying attention, let us publicly make the request we’ve been privately discussing for years: Remake every Tom Cruise movie with Tig Notaro, you cowards!

Tig Notaro as Maverick in Top Gun

Tig Notaro Photoshopped into Top Gun wearing in aviators and a flight jump suit

Tig Notato as Cole Trickle in Days of Thunder

Tig Notaro Photoshopped into Days of Thunder wearing a race car helmet and smiling

Tig Notaro as Jerry Maguire in Jerry Maguire

Renee Zellweger saying "You had me at hello" in Jerry Maguire Tig Notaro Photoshopped into Jerry Maguire wearing a flannel and leather jacket

Tig Notaro as Ethan Hunt in Mission Impossible

Tig Notaro Photoshopped into Mission Impossible, hovering just above the floor on a zipline

Tig Notaro as Cage in The Edge of Tomorrow

Tig Notaro Photoshopped into The Edge of Tomorrow with Emily Blunt, wearing a robotic suit

Tig Notaro as Lt. Kaffee in A Few Good Men

Tig Notaro Photoshopped into A Few Good Men with Demi Moore wearing a Navy uniform

She’s got the range — see for yourself.