A friendship group sits together for some casual beers, the main character complains that they can't tell if they are getting too old to understand queer culture, or if they are just too isolated. The friends decide to spy on other bar patrons "to see what the cool kids are wearing" but once they realize that the "cool kids" are all dressed sensibly for winter, the main character falls into despair. They miss nipple pastings! Their friends joke that the main character just needs vitamin D. The main character responds with a sex joke.