Quiz: Who Is Your Dream WNBA Olympian Basketball Wife?

WNBA All-Star weekend was honestly fantastic but now we’re all bracing ourselves for the holes in our souls where multiple WNBA games a day once lived as the season is paused for our faves to travel to Paris for the Olympics. Luckily, we will be able to fill that hole with the Olympics! Plan your own (imaginary) Olympics adventure with this handy quiz and we’ll tell you whomst of the gay WNBA players competing in France is your (hypothetical) Basketball Wife! (In this scenario you are able to travel with your loved ones to Paris and stay in the same place. I’m not sure how all that actually works to be honest, so let’s just go with it. We are all playing games here in the end)

Who Is Your WNBA Olympian Basketball Wife?

Imagine a fantasy world where you're traveling to the Olympics with your basketball wife. What travel-day duties are you taking on?(Required)

Doing all the talking

Packing all the suitcases

Ensuring the children have their snacks and foods and toys

Downloading movies to watch together in case your wife has already seen everything good that’s available on the flight

Making all the plans around getting to the airport, having everything in order and hitting up the lounge

Creating and maintaining a group chat to keep your friends and family back home in the loop

Taking photos of her travel ‘fit for insta

Pick a snack from home to pack for the flight:(Required)

BBQ Potato Chips

Honey Bun Cake

Buttermilk Biscuits With Hot Sauce

Turkey jerky

Vegan Plant-Based Peanut Butter Pretzel Nuggets

Strawberry-Banana Smoothies

Red Velvet Bundt Cakes

Let's pack some things for in-flight entertainment. First, a book:(Required)

And a Game:(Required)

And pick a movie currently available on Delta's in-flight entertainment system:(Required)

Jurassic World

Ready Player One

The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

Love & Basketball

Space Jam

The Equalizer

Friday

While you're in Paris for the Olympics — besides basketball, which sporting events are you hoping to check out?(Required)

Boxing

Golf

Beach Volleyball

Surfing

Soccer

Tennis

Track + Field

Pick an activity to do if you hypothetically had a day off to see the sights with your basketball wife:(Required)

Hitting up the Museum of the History of Medicine, which houses 1,500 meticulously organized valuable objects charting the evolution of medical instruments

Taking a boat ride along the Seine and checking out the Bouquinistes (indie sellers of antiquarian books, maps, postcards, and mementos) that line the river’s sides

Shopping the “luxury bazaar” and admiring the incredible architecture of the 750,000-square-foot Galeries lafayette Paris Haussmann Department store

Visiting the iconic Shakespeare and Company bookstore to buy books, people-watch, and have lemon pie with a café au lait

Taking an architecture tour through Paris, from the Belle Époque opulence of the Grand Palais to the awe-inspiring grandeur of Versailles.

Learning from and admiring the 35,000 works of art on display at the legendary Musée du Louvre, aka “The Louvre”

Marveling at the 100,000 square foot Dior flagship store, which contains a multi-level museum and immersive experience for shoppers and visitors

Pick a charming travel vice for your partner to have:(Required)

Attempting to maintain the same level of cleanliness and organization in your hotel room that she maintains at home

Throwing everything into a suitcase 20 minutes before she has to leave for the airport

Packing her entire closet

Insisting on filling any potential down-time with loosely planned enrichment activities

At every opportunity reminding you that she has already visited every geographical location you are now visiting

Prioritizing sleeping over sightseeing

Several times a day asking, “do you think [name of dog] misses me?” and then sharing pictures of the dog sent by the petsitter and saying “she looks sad I think she misses me”

Pick a charming travel virtue for your partner to have:(Required)

Always getting to the airport three hours early like a queen

Never traveling without her snacks

Being flexible when plans get messed up

Insisting on filling any potential down-time with loosely planned enrichment activities

Packing three days ahead of time

Becoming instant best friends with strangers

Radiating “just so happy to be here” energy at all times

And finally, pick the ideal height for your dream WNBA basketball wife:(Required)

5′ 10″

5′ 11″

6′

6′ 1″

6′ 2″

6′ 4″

6′ 9″

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