Quiz: Who is Your Dream Women’s Soccer Wife?

It’s been a thrilling year in women’s soccer, on and off the field, and many fans have found themselves drawn to the pitch not simply for the love of the sport but also to witness their celebrity crushes at play. Ultimately, every single possible result for this quiz (except one — you know who) is absolutely already taken by someone else (usually another elite athlete), but we’re not here for real, we’re here for fun!

Who is Your Soccer Wife?

Pick an ideal way to unwind at home after a long day:(Required)

Getting takeout and watching a murder mystery

Doing your full skincare routine and going to sleep early

Chilling in the jacuzzi

A long, wine-filled dinner

Lighting a bunch of candles and doing some arts and/or crafts

Eating cookie dough and watching Netflix

Pick a fictional queer jock wife:(Required)

Pick a food:(Required)

Sushi

Tacos

Veggie Omelette

Fried chicken

Greek Bison Burger

French fries

Pick a lesbian relationship cliche that feels most on-brand for you:(Required)

Getting into couples therapy before you have any actual problems just because you want to be sure you have a “solid foundation”

May-December relationship

Spending several months FaceTiming and then entering into an indefinite long distance relationship

Doing self-improvement projects together to achieve inner peace

Being the girlfriend who everyone pulls aside to let you know that they like you so much better than the ex-girlfriend

Being together 24/7 while claiming that you have totally independent lives

Pick your wife's wedding outfit:(Required)

via pronovias

via asos

via anthropologie

gucci via net-a-porter

via percival

Pick the words you'd love to hear from your partner:(Required)

“My plane just landed!”

“I will never leave you.”

“Let’s fucking go (on a vacation)”

“Forever seems a lot less scary with you by my side”

“Let’s start a podcast”

“For five points, which player has scored the most goals at Women’s World Cups?”

Pick a vacation spot:(Required)

Tahiti:

London, England:

Croatia:

Disneyworld:

Camino de Santiago, Spain:

Phuket Island, Thailand:

Pick a sport besides soccer:(Required)

Swimming

Basketball

Biking

Dancing

Tennis

Surfing

Pick a soccer book:(Required)

Pick a core value:(Required)

Justice

Humor

Fun

Determination

Respect

Courage

Now that you're living together, it sure is nice that she:(Required)

Likes to prove herself by being incredibly handy and building furniture from scratch

Has incredible thighs and is often wearing shorts

Is rich

Writes a new “reason she loves you” on the whiteboard on the fridge every day before leaving the house

Is on top of all of your financial, logistical and social plans

Gives great advice

And finally, pick a soccer friend:(Required)

Kristie Mewis

Megan Rapinoe

Crystal Dunn

Jess Fishlock

Tobin Heath

Alex Morgan

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