From the same twisted, gorgeous mind who brought you Spirit Halloween Animatronics, Ranked By Lesbianism comes this quiz in which you answer Halloween-themed questions and I peer into your soul and tell you which animatronic YOU embody. Ready to get freaky? Let’s go.


Which Spirit Halloween Animatronic Are You?

What’s your favorite Halloween candy of the following?(Required)
Pick a movie to watch on Halloween:(Required)
Pick a witch:(Required)
Pick a Halloween activity:(Required)
Which of the following would scare you the most?(Required)
What’s in your cauldron’s witch’s brew?(Required)
What’s your Halloween beverage?(Required)
Cast a spell:(Required)
Which queer television character would you most want to dress as?(Required)
Which dead queer artist would you summon in a seance?(Required)
Pick a Halloween flavor:(Required)
What’s your familiar?(Required)