Happy Spooktober, the season for spooky reading! Of course, you don’t want to read just anything spooky this October; you want a queer spooky book. That’s where a lesbrarian, aka me, comes in. Take this quiz, and I will match you with a Halloween appropriate read for this month. Fear not — there are spooky book options for every kind of reader, whether you want to be scared out of your wits by a haunted house story, disturbed by body horror, feel warm and fuzzy about witches falling in love, or vicariously get feminist revenge by reading about werewolves eating slimy men. Let us begin!