Quiz: Which Queer Cartoon “Villain” Are You?

One of my favorite things about being gay is how we often relate to cartoon villains more than cartoon heroes. Something about the binary of wholesome/deviant or something like that. Whatever the reason, I’m guessing you feel the same, so I made us a little quiz. I, um, took some liberties with some of the Disney villains, but if they’re gonna queer code all their baddies, that means we get to do what we want with them! As always, I would love to know your results!

Quiz: Which Queer Cartoon “Villain” Are You?

Choose a lair.(Required)

What's the signature item in your cool and evil costume?(Required)

All leather, all the time

Corset

Designer sunglasses

A hooded cloak

Top hat

Perfectly tailored tux

Various statement jewelry

Combat boots

Select a faithful sidekick.(Required)

Bartok, Anastasia

Shego, Kim Possible

My cat

An actual minion

Nebula, Guardians of the Galaxy

Sharpay Evans, High School Musical

Gretchen Weiners, Mean Girls

Evil Willow, Buffy

What's your villain origin story?(Required)

I saw my crush flirt with my other crush.

Paul Hollywood’s “Hollywood Handshake.”

“Hopping on a call real quick.”

A network/streamer canceled my favorite show and then removed it from the platform forever.

Someone read my journal when I was a kid/teenager.

I tried to buy concert tickets from Ticketmaster.

I worked in the service industry.

Bad refereeing.

Which villain would you never, ever let into your own personal Legion of Doom, no matter how much they begged?(Required)

Joe, Hashtag You on Netflix

Will Schuester, Glee

Scar, The Lion King

Owen Hunt, Grey’s Anatomy

Cruella de Vil, 101 Dalmatians

Logan Roy, Succession

Angelus, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Ezra Fitz, Pretty Little Liars

What's your personal connection to your arch-nemesis?(Required)

They’re my partner’s ex.

They’re the showrunner of WHAT USED TO BE my favorite TV series.

Duh, I’m in love with them.

He used to come into the place I worked and call me “sweetheart,” “darlin’,” etc.

They’re my ex-best friend.

They’re kind of internet famous and people worship them but I have the tea and it is scalding but I’m prohibited from spilling it.

They’re my boss.

I mean, it’s Elon Musk, so… he owns my former favorite social media platform?

Which aspirational villain's poster is hanging on the inside door of your closet?(Required)

Sharon Stone as Catherine Tramell in Basic Instinct

Cate Blanchett as Hela in Thor: Ragnarok

Aaliyah as Queen Akasha in Queen of the Damned

Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestly in The Devil Wears Prada

Katie McGrath as Morgana in Merlin

Lucy Liu as O-Ren Ishii in Kill Bill: Volume I

Aubrey Plaza as Lenny Busker in Legion

Grace Jones as May Day in A View To A Kill

What's going to cause your downfall?(Required)

I get really distracted by shiny stuff or whatever is new and cool that’s right in front of my face.

I’ll probably get caught because I’ll be observing way too long before striking.

I’m in love with my enemy, are you even listening?

I’m kind of impatient and impulsive.

I can’t stop myself from monologuing.

I actually really hate confrontation?

I’m too laid back tbh, would rather be chilling than plotting.

Someone will probably give me good advice that I’ll ignore because I hate people telling me what to do.

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