Tops! They’re just like toppings! They come in so many varieties and can really guide the vibe of the pizza. I think the pizza in this convoluted metaphor is sex? I’m not sure! I pitched this quiz mostly as a joke and my coworkers were like “no, do that.” So here we are! I expect to be hearing from my wife who is going to be like “why are you, as a bottom, making a quiz for tops?” And I do not have an answer for that. Enjoy!
Quiz: Which Pizza Topping Best Represents Your Topping Style?
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olives! my girlfriend’s favorite food
Quiz invalid as mushrooms weren’t available in the list of favorite toppings. :(
Spicy honey? Hmmm, I think being a dom would require more confidence (and experience) than I’ve got in the sexual realm ( 0 and 0).
Not me as a stone butch getting “you’re a bottom” and my femme girlfriend getting “you’re a himbo.” 🤔 Absolutely incredible quiz concept though!!
welllll if i was a top, i agree that i would top like pepperoni
NICE
I got mushroom :D
“Like mycelium, you are all about deep, complex connections, making you an intuitive and empathetic top who tends to know what your partner wants before even they do.” 💅
this was pineapple on pizza erasure