Quiz: Which Mean Girls Character Are You?

I mean I don’t know what else was to tell you, Mean Girls is queer culture. It was decided by a jury of your peers. There’s always been Damian (who’s officially “too gay to function”) and Janis, who we claimed as our own long before the Mean Girls universe was ready to do the same. And maybe you’ve heard the long established TikTok theory that the queen bee herself, Regina George, is most certainly a lesbian.

Whichever way you want to cut it and whichever pen you choose to write about it in your burn book, Mean Girls is gay gay gay. On Wednesdays we wear pink has been added into the bylines of the gay agenda. Now making fetch happen? That might take a little longer, of course.

Which Mean Girls Character Are You?

Pick an early morning activity before a very long day of the power ladder horror show that is high school(Required)

A brisk jog

A 12-step skin care regime

A leisurely breakfast and scrolling through the latest TikTok gossip

Organizing your schedule with a cup of coffee

A quiet solo art project

Yoga

Reviewing your homework or reading a good book

Time for breakfast! What are you having?(Required)

Fruit, yogurt, and granola

A protein shake or smoothie

Whatever Instagram says is hot these days (perhaps an acai bowl?)

Eggs, toast, and a side of fruit

A vegan breakfast burrito

Pancakes, heavy on the syrup and whipped cream

A bowl of oatmeal

What was your favorite subject in high school?(Required)

Biology

Social Studies

Physical Education/Gym

English

Art

Drama

Math

And now, what was your least favorite subject?(Required)

Art

Chemistry

Study Hall

History

Physical Education/Gym

Math

Drama

What sounds like a relaxing weekend activity to you?(Required)

An outdoor hike or nature walk

Spa Day

Binge-watching your favorite TV show

Joining in a book club

Taking a sculpting class

Attending a concert

A quiet baking project at home

Pick a random inspirational quote by a queer person(Required)

“I realize that just living my truth of what I am, there’s one less person to fight me in my own head.” — Raven Symoné

“On my mama, on my hood, I look fly, I look good.” — Victoria Monet (ok technically the first person to say this was Chalie Boy, but the lyrics are also in a Victoria Monet song and I needed this to fit the prompt, okay!?)

“Being optimistic is like a muscle that gets stronger with use.” — Robin Roberts

“Sometimes in life you don’t always feel like a winner, but that doesn’t mean you’re not a winner.” — Lady Gaga

“If you feel like there’s something out there that you’re supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.” — Wanda Sykes

“I’m just someone who cannot fake it. I can only do something with my full heart invested or just not do it at all.” — Amandla Stenberg

“Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways, it can change someone’s life forever.” — Margaret Cho

Pick a random flavor of pop tart:(Required)

Mixed Berry

Chocolate Fudge

Strawberry

Cinnamon Roll

S’mores

Cookies and Cream

Blueberry

Based on the options below, which is your favorite color?(Required)

Turquoise

Red

Pink

Lavender

Black

Gold

Navy Blue

What’s your dream vacation?(Required)

Camping in a national park

A luxury beach resort

Disney World

A long weekend in Paris

Still a beach, but a quaint town and not a luxury resort

The burning lights of Broadway, babyyy!

A cultural retreat to learn Japanese in Kyoto

Winter storms and blizzards have taken over large parts of the United States this month. What cozy winter activity draws you in the most?(Required)

Skiing

Ice Skating

Building Snowmen

I don’t “do” outdoors… so I’ll say… winter clothes shopping?

Taking close up photography of ice crystals

Caroling

Reading by the fireplace

And now finally!! Pick a Britney Spears song:(Required)

“Toxic”

“Oops!… I Did It Again”

“Lucky”

“Stronger”

“Piece of Me”

“I’m a Slave 4 U”

“Everytime”

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