Are you a crisp, clean, impeccably maintained pair of white sneakers? Or are you having trouble figuring out whose Birkenstocks are whose as you prepare to leave your lesbian beach day? Whatever your answer is to those questions, you should probably take this quiz and find out what kind of Sapphic shoes you are!
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Riese
Riese is the co-founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker and LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York, and now lives in Los Angeles. Follow her on twitter and instagram.
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Gets “chacos/tevas” while wearing tevas.
*Slow clap*
ME TOO !!
i love this , this is gay magic!!
Blundstone boots! a shoe I have often wondered if I *should* own, but don’t yet…
this is your sign to take the plunge!
Chacos/Tevas? I don’t own any, but they look nice.
they’re very functional
I continue to be amazed at how accurate these quizzes are, even when there are questions where I go “ugh none of these answers speaks to me” 😅
this is wonderful feedback i appreciate
You are Blundstone Boots.
You’re forging your own path, kind of! You transition easily from work to play and from city to country, just like the mice in the book who do that.
Yeah, that tracks.
What in the world are boyfriend jeans
Riese, what the heck :-D
8 pairs of equally f-ugly socks, and i get Birkenstock?? I wouldnt be found dead in Birkenstocks :-D
I acknowledge i might not be the target group of this quiz, but so far all quizzes were very correct..
ok i don’t think ALL the socks were ugly tho
Converse! And on the very day I moved to the city where Converse was founded!
Dear Riese, for once we can only agree to disagree I’m afraid :-D
My girlfriend and I took this separately and the results were accurate! :O
“You are White Air Force Ones!”
I see they have an Easy On model. What more could an Elderstraddler ask for ?
I am also a white air force one ❤️
Anyone else “Doc Martens”? lol