The world is full of things to smell and the world is full of lesbians. So sometimes you are going to be smelling a lesbian or smelling like a lesbian and let’s figure out, ahead of time, which lesbian scent you are!
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The Flowers You Bought Yourself! Nice and accurate, with a Woolf reference to book 🌻
beautiful!
I’m… Kermit the Frog? I mean, yes, that is an accurate called shot on which Muppet I am, but I don’t think that was the quiz result that was supposed to show up lol
lol you’re correct, that’s not an answer for this quiz! i am on the case….
fixed !
im the flowers i bought myself.
1. i love virginia woolf’s steam of consciousness
2. ive always wanted to be a florist
3. yes i AM an artist and a poet
4. on the enneagram im 99% a 4 which is literally sad
5. i like dressing up fancy and feeling like it gives me “bitch armor”
😎🌊
we see you ❤️
are we the same person? no, because we are fours but…
lol no one understands us!
Hah. I’m also the flowers I bought myself. And why yes, I do have a keen appreciation of aesthetics.
I am SEX! okay
I am sex and I can accept this as long as I can then also be freshly washed sheets afterwards.
Another vote for Sex !
However I do feel called out by the reference to Old Spice Anti-Perspirant because, as a young dyke-about-town, I was famously “Mennen Speed-Stik” in a friend group of Chanel, Dior and Givenchy. Such olfactory times !
listen, who doesn’t love a speed stick!
Patchouli – not my favourite scent, but I’ll take the description.
Sex. Hopefully the smell of good sex. Ha.
I’m a bougie candle. Yes, I am. Lol.
Campfire, which is correct
I’m a bougie bougie (French for candle). Perfection.