You could spend today making a special Sunday Sauce for a large pot of pasta — or you could spend today taking this personality quiz and finding other ways to procrastinate from the grind of adult responsibilities. Doesn’t the latter sound a lot more fun! But lo, I have made myself hungry by merely typing the words Sunday Sauce, and now you must all come on this culinary journey with me of answering a bunch of pasta-themed questions in order to find out what lesbian pasta shape you are. Ready? Let’s eat take a quiz.
Quiz: Which Lesbian Pasta Shape Are You?
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya
Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, fiction, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the former managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear in McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, The Rumpus, Cake Zine, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. When she is not writing, editing, or reading, she is probably playing tennis. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.
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I am campanelle! I’ve actually never had this pasta shape so now I have a quest for next grocery run! It’d be super cute if it’d come with a recipe the shape was a great fit for
Lasagna ! Always a crowd pleaser, which fits with my polycular aspirations
FAGOTTINI LET’S GOOOO
my partner got cavatappi but i think im more cavatappi (constantly spiraling vibes).
they asked “why isnt vibrator on the list?!” re: road trip.
they think the sexiest pasta shape is “the one that looks like a conch shell.” (aka vag)
thoughts i never thought i would have “Rigatoni? No that’s not sexy, it looks like a long tube. oh it actually is kinda sexy…” “Trofie’s kinda hot too…. looks like people intertwined…” “omg tortellini!” i felt so shy looking at tortellini.
I chose toretellini but would have chosen them all. Am i now a #pastapervert?
oh im cavatappi, so this quiz is accurate. but im spiraling not in a gay group chat (dont have that) but in my home with my partner, who says “you’re cavatappi too?! how are we both cavatappi?! we cant both be cavatappi! i’m a tappie! youre a bottomie!” so that’s that.
Farfalle! I don’t think I have worn a literal bow tie but I’ve always thought that bow tie pasta is super cute.
Tagliatelle.
Lesbian god gives her toughest battles to her strongest soldiers, and you my friend are exactly that (AKA you are not afraid to dive into queer internet discourse).
It’s a double edged sword.
While I do enjoy engaging in ‘the discord’, it’s not exactly a sustainable past time in our turbulent and reactive social medial age.
I’d like to think I’d have better luck meeting people offline, but most people seem to be as conflict avoidant/allergic/passive aggressive in person as they are online.
Truly a sad time to exist.