Quiz: Which Lesbian or Bisexual Woman in Space Are You?

Hello quiz fans, are you ready to boldly quiz where no-one has quizzed before?!

I really hope so, because the opportunity is here for you to take a giant step for queerkind and work out which real-life or fictional lesbian or bisexual woman in space best matches your personality!

Which Lesbian or Bisexual Woman in Space Are you?

1. Complete this sentence: Space is…(Required)

The final frontier

Really fucking big

Still not far away enough to escape my ex

One giant adventure

There for the taking

Somewhere to find a girlfriend

A great place for a spectacular view of Earth

Whatever *shrug*

2. We all know the moon is a lesbian with a tiny girlfriend. If you were gonna date a celestial body with a problematic romantic history, who would you go for?(Required)

Venus: too hot to handle

Pluto: cold and distant

Halley’s Comet: comes and goes

Saturn: runs rings around you

Asteroid Belt: a lot of issues to navigate

Mercury: changeable moods

Jupiter: a gaslighting giant

A black hole: self-destructive. Also kind of destructive destructive if we’re honest.

3. Pick a spacecraft(Required)

The International Space Station orbiting around Earth

A fleet of really scary looking spaceships against a black and purple space backdrop

A hokey spaceship that looks like it was made out of a tin can hovering against a black starry backdrop

the giant starship Destiny from Stargate Atlantis against a backdrop of black space

The Waverider time ship from Legends of Tomorrow docked in a huge hangar

The challenger space shuttle orbiting above Earth

The starship Discovery from Star Trek flaying by a planet against a starry backdrop

4. What’s your fave sci-fi trope?(Required)

Ridiculous fake scientific terms

Lost in space!

Parasitic aliens (slash girlfriends)

Time travel

Evil robots

Interspecies Romance

Women in charge

Alternate dimensions

5. Pick a space pet (No animals will be harmed during their tenure as space pet)(Required)

Space dog

Space cat

Space plant

Space chimp

Space mouse

Space rabbit

Space worms

Space fruitflies

6. Pick an alien species(Required)

Spock from Star Trek in his blue uniform making the classic Vulcan hand sign

A group of martians from the film Mars Attacks dressed in bright red and green clothes with glass domes over their giant craniums

Madame Vastra from Dr Who, a Salurian alien with green lizard-like skin, looking badass with a sword on her back

A scary looking alien, from the film Alien Covenant

Baby Yoda, member of a mysterious alien species, looking extremely cute if slightly needy

Two classic green-grey skinned aliens with skinny bodies and oversized heads and eyes

Chewbacca from Star Wars, of the hairy wookie alien race, looking wistful against a snowy backdrop

Which challenge of living in zero gravity do you think you’d find most difficult(Required)

Sex

Eating

Sleeping

Exercising

Keeping your space pet tethered

Keeping your tarot deck, crystals and assorted queer paraphernalia from getting everywhere

Using the toilet

People floating into your personal space

8. You’re piloting the first ever space flight with civilian passengers, which would be really cool but unfortunately most of the passengers are tech billionaires. How do you cope?(Required)

Take the opportunity to destroy the worst of humanity in one fell swoop

Scream. You’re in space so no-one can hear you, right?

Seduce their wives

Shout at them to show who’s really in charge here (you)

Rig up a barrier between you and them. And then drop the temperature on their side for fun.

Ignore them while they try and out-mansplain each other about things you know better than them

Encourage them to use the shuttle’s unsecured wifi then hack their bank accounts

Be so competent even these assholes respect you

You need a snack. Pick some space food(Required)