Hello and happy holigays!!! Here I am with another one of my quizzes that seeks to peer into the innermost corners of your soul. Are you a Hot Cocoa Mommi, a Fire Pit Butch, a Chaos Elf? We’re here to find out which gay holiday archetype that I made up fits you best. If you’re looking for additional holigay quiz fun, might I suggest my 2021 quiz that features ENTIRELY MADE UP HALLMARK LESBIAN MOVIES? I’m still very proud of that one.
Independent queer media needs your support to survive. Become a member now so we can make more gay stuff like this.
Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, fiction, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the former managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear in McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, The Rumpus, Cake Zine, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. When she is not writing, editing, or reading, she is probably playing tennis. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.
Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya has written 989 articles for us.
Comments
Tried three times but it won’t show me results, just keeps bringing me back to the quiz :(
I just tested it and it works for me! Is it possible you accidentally skipped a question?
I’m getting the same thing – specifically I think this result URL is just reloading the quiz? https://develop.autostraddle.com/quiz-which-gay-holiday-archetype-are-you/?results=5462b092
Also getting the same
HY
I WANT PUBLISH MY ARTICLE IN THIS SITE PLEASE TELL ME SOMETHING GUIDELINE
Fire Pit Butch! I can get along with that!
Mostly this quiz made me feel really hungry?!!
Chaos Elf! Had my fingers crossed for Firepit Butch but this does feel accurate.
It isn’t working for me either. Keeps resetting! And it’s such a cute quiz I’d love to see the results!
Kayla WHERE did you find the Dorinda Christmas ornament?! I MUST HAVE IT.