As Halloween approaches you are likely already eating a lot of candy, or perhaps stocking up on candy to hand out to the Trick-or-Treaters. As you do this you might find yourself wondering, “what candy am I?” I am here to tell you that you are a person, you are not candy. But I have created an imaginary world in which candy is gay and so are you and now it’s time to play in that world.
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Riese
Riese is the co-founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker and LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York, and now lives in Los Angeles. Follow her on twitter and instagram.
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At first I was gonna say “Reese’s cup or bust,” but now that I am deemed a Nerd…yeah. That tracks.
Literally same!
Nerds? Perfect description, and I love the little things as well.
Agreed on both counts! I am indeed a nerd!
I’m Skittles!! That tracks. Also this, ‘Wanting everyone to like you even though you don’t like everyone’…straight up attacking me personally. great quiz
I got Nerds…because of course. I’m a nerd, tech head and gamer magnet xD
Yasssss I got kit kat, my favorite candy!
York Peppermint Patties were never my ministry. However, casual sophistication is exactly what I strive for. Why choose between comfort and style? I can have both.
“You’re cool as a cucumber, your aesthetics are on point, you’re casually sophisticated. Nobody knows if they want you or they want to be you. Luckily you can have both.”
lost it at Sporcle being a vice. but I can name all the countries! what do you meeeeaaaaan
SAME being able to name all the countries is like the main thing i have going for me as a person
Me getting kit-kats is not bad because I really like them, but that description is conversely bringing out my loneliness lol
You’re a Nerd.
Accurate, but did I have to get called out that hard? LOL.
Hey,another nerd here—–I’ve found my peeps! Also, I had a cat named “Kitcat” who traveled w/me(she even had an EU pet passport).
I got KitKats which are my favorite, but did you have to make the movie choices so hard? (in my opinion) It was like “Sophie’s Choice” here!