Everybody loves or loves to hate a fictional writer — from Carrie Bradshaw to Khadijah James. But today we are focusing on a particular brand of fictional writer: THE GAY ONES. Whether you are or aren’t a writer in real life, you can take this quiz and learn a lot about yourself, just like how Bette Porter learned a lot about herself when Jenny wrote “Lez Girls.”

Which Fictional Sapphic writer are you?

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Which of these actual memoir titles would be a good title for your own memoir?*


Pick a mug to drink out of while you write your masterpiece:*


Pick a book-to-screen adaptation:*


Pick a writerly job:*


Pick an actual writer:*


Pick an inspirational landscape:*


What would (or does) make you an excellent writer?*


Pick a bookshelf vibe:*


Pick a vice:*


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