Quiz: Which Dungeons & Dragons Class Is Your Sexuality?

It’s time, once again, for a completely scientifically sound test to reveal your deepest truths to yourself and also to the internet. Have you ever wondered what your sexuality is, really? Have you ever wondered what it is, D&D-wise? Well! Now you’ll know!

Which D&D Class Is Your Sexuality?

Which queer romance would you pick up at the bookstore, based on the cover?(Required)

Delilah Green Doesn’t Care

Last Night at the Telegraph Club

You Made a Fool of Death with Your Beauty

The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo

The Priory of the Orange Tree

You Should See Me in a Crown

Cleat Cute

D’Vaughn and Kris Plan a Wedding

What's the best hot sauce?(Required)

Angry Goat Dreams of Calypso

Cholula

Frank’s Red Hot

Crystal

Tabasco

Secret Aardvark Habanero

Taco Bell

Brooklyn Delhi Ghost Pepper

Select some Lizzo lyrics.(Required)

“I’m way too fine to be this stressed.”

“Beauty is a gift but curses everyone that chase it.”

“Is it your birthday, girl? ‘Cause you looking like a present.”

“I know I’m a queen, but I don’t need no crown.”

“We tussle, mind your business.”

“Just wait until the summer when they let me out the house.”

“Who told you that you stood a chance with this royalty?”

“The juice ain’t worth the squeeze.”

Pick a podcast.(Required)

To L and Back

Normal Gossip

Sounds Like a Cult

Frog of the Week

Snacks

Wait, Is This a Date?

Maintenance Phase

I don’t care which one, as long as it’s got crime!

Choose some sneakers.(Required)

Nike Dunk Low “Picante”

Air Jordan 2 Low Craft “Atmosphere”

New Balance 580 Castlerock

Nicole Mclaughlin x Vans collab

ASICS GEL-LYTE V “Spring In Japan”

Good Ol’ Chuck Taylors

Nike LeBron 20 GS “Racer Blue”⁠

Supreme x Nike SB Dunk High “Rammellzee”

Choose a Kristen Stewart movie to watch right this second.(Required)

Twilight

Happiest Season

Charlie’s Angels

Spencer

Personal Shopper

Panic Room

Snow White and the Hunstman

Lizzie

Pick a gay sidekick.(Required)

Gabrielle

Heihei

Willow Rosenberg

Harley Quinn

Dreamer

Valkyrie

Samwise Gamgee

Goose

What's your go-to move when it's time for confrontation?(Required)

Compete with my foe!

Lull my opposition into complacency, then strike when they least expect it.

Avoid my enemy completely.

Compromise with my opposition.

POP POP!

Attack my attacker before they can attack me.

Collaborate with my soon-to-be friend.

Cry.

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