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Quiz: Which Animal With Queer Tendencies Are You?

Jun 6, 2021

Humans aren’t the only ones who enjoy queer sex and relationships. Take this quiz to find out which queer animal best represents your personality.

Which Animal With Queer Tendencies Are You?

You and your friends are checking out a new restaurant. What do you do first?*
- I thoroughly examine the menu from front to back
- I make sure that my friends with food allergies and dietary restrictions can find something to eat
- I slip the cute server my phone number
- I order a round of shots for the table
- I ask the server what the chef recommends
- I order dessert
What's your most-used emoji?*
- 🤠
- 😳
- 🤗
- 🔪
- 💦
- 😈
You’re going on a first date. Which activity do you suggest?*
- Going to the movies
- A WNBA watch party with mutual friends
- A romantic dinner at my place
- “Hanging out” at my place (wink)
- Drinks at a low-lit bar
- Karaoke
What’s the most important thing on your nightstand?*
- The book I’m currently reading
- My vibrator
- My organic chapstick
- My seasonally-appropriate candle
- My journal
- A photo of my friends
Choose a musical genre.*
- Pop
- Motown
- Gentle Indie folk
- Jazz
- Thrash metal
- Trance
Choose a landscape.*
You get home after a long day at work. What do you do first?*
- Text my friends to plan a social outing
- Get naked and eat hummus with a spoon
- Make a cup of tea
- Turn on some upbeat music for a solo dance party
- Ask my sweetie for some couch cuddles
- Start my multi-step evening skincare routine
Growing up, your teachers said you were:*
- Disruptive
- Studious
- Mischievous
- A chatterbox
- Shy
- A pleasure to have in class
Choose a food.*
- Shrimp cocktail
- Sushi
- A giant kale salad
- An acai bowl
- Steak
- A portobello mushroom burger
Choose a hustle.*
- Selling hand-knit sweaters on Etsy
- Domming rich businessmen
- Doing stick-and-poke tattoos
- Party planning
- Dog walking
- Reading tarot

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