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Riese
Riese is the co-founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker and LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York, and now lives in Los Angeles. Follow her on twitter and instagram.
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“The goddess made dirt so dirt don’t hurt” is being incorporated into my vocabulary immediately. 😂
from your lips to goddess’s ears!
I’m a big flannel shirt!
A Sociopolitical T-Shirt? Yep. No comments.
Dungarees/ overalls! I too will be incorporating “You know that goddess made dirt so dirt can’t hurt. ”. perhaps painted ON dungarees!!
Doc Martens. I feel so called out.
A Knee Length Oversized Athletic Jersey
The way ALL of my jerseys and tshirts were knee length in the 90’s. Especially when I stepped into my tomboy bag. Jordan, Hardaway, Mourning. Hockey, baseball (afro American league and MLB) 🥰
I miss them all
i had so many michigan basketball jerseys but my fave was this enormous brooklyn dodgers jersey from the buckle
I got Doc Martens, which is funny because all through the 90s and up until about 2010, I would have died rather than wear anything lower than a 4-inch heel.
Being such a high femme was so goddamn terrible for my spine, I swear to God.
(no regrets)
that’s so funny because there was a while where i avoided doc martens because they did add a little bit to your height with that sturdy sole and everything and i was already tall enough — my best friend in high school who was gay and 5’8 always wore doc marten (shoes, not the boots, he was not a lesbian) because they gave him a bit of extra height but it was subtle bc nobody thought of docs as height-boosting shoes
Haha girl I’m 5’10”, I just like being up there with the eagles! Gets you out of the armpit range!