Quiz: What’s Your Summer Olympics Event?

On your marks, quiz fans, because the race is on to discover which is the Olympic event for you!

Don’t worry, this is not an actual race (wow, how stressful would a timed quiz be?!) and unlike real sports you get unlimited do-overs. It really is the taking part that counts!

Note: this quiz will just be covering events from the summer games, so before all you Tonya Harding fans start waving your crowbars around, rest assured that we will be back with a winter version next year!

What’s Your Summer Olympics Event?

Your Olympic event starts next week and you’re feeling a bit rusty. You need to get back in shape with a training montage! Pick your training montage soundtrack:(Required)

Survivor – Eye of the Tiger

Skee-Lo – I Wish

Vangelis – Chariots of Fire

Pat Benatar – Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Thirty Seconds to Mars – Up in the Air

Lionel Richie – Hello

Tribe Called Quest – Can I Kick It?

Salt-N-Pepa – Push It

Friendly Fires – Jump In The Pool

Patti Smith – Horses

Carl Douglas – Kung Fu Fighting

Tina Turner – Proud Mary

Marika Hackman – My Lover Cindy

ABC – Poison Arrow

You’ve made it to the next round of competition and found out your opponent will be your ex! How will you deal?(Required)

It’s no big deal, you have 3 other exes on the opposing team, and 5 on your own

Run away as fast as possible

Actually, there’s been a mistake – you don’t do romantic relationships and have no ex!

Engage in piercing repartee

Drown in your emotions and hope your friends keep you afloat

Try and impress them with your skills to win them back

Take out all your pent-out frustration on her

Shoot her evils

Zone them out and try to maintain your balance

Sweep her off her feet

Power through the pain

Put on a sexy outfit and show them what they’re missing

Keep mentioning the name of someone new in your life. Omit the fact that it’s your pet.

Paddle over to a willow tree and re-enact “Kiss the Girl” from The Little Mermaid to regain her affection

You are in desperate need of an accessory to keep hair/sun/sweat out of your eyes. How about one of these?(Required)

Please could you pick a film. Thanks!(Required)

Personal Best

Bend it Like Beckham

Water Lilies

Pumping Iron

Space Jam

Girlfight

Stick It

The Iron Ladies

National Velvet

The Next Karate Kid

The River Wild

The Three Musketeers

The Hunger Games

Louise Bourgeois: The Spider, the Mistress, and the Tangerine

After a routine drugs test, your sample has been flagged up because of abnormal levels of…(Required)

Kombucha

Herbal tea

Gluten

Crystals

Glitter

Art supplies

Dr Bronner’s Magic Soap

Natural deodorant

Over hydration

Pet hair

Himalayan rock salt

Flannel lint

Locally sourced organic produce

The moon

Where is your off-season training location?(Required)

Florence, Italy

Rio de Janeiro

Paris

La Manga, Spain

Santa Barbara

Philadelphia

Cusco, Peru

Bucharest, Romania

Bratislava, Slovakia

Niagara Falls

Sherwood Forest

Lake Placid

Tokyo

Back garden at Buckingham Palace

In your opinion, who is the greatest athlete of all time?(Required)

You are so amazing at your sport that you have your own officially recognised signature move! What’s it called? (Feel free to provide a description of your move in the comments)(Required)

The Golden Jiggle

The Slippery Scissor

The Velvet Fist

The Quadruple Quadruple

The Chisel Me Like One Of Your French Girls

The Power Thrust

The Wet ‘n Wild

The “Woah Girl!”

The In And Out Wraparound Leg Dribble

The Bonobo Grip

The Up Shit Creek

The Just the Tip

The Get Me Out of Here

The Up A Bit Down A Bit

Pick a (American) Gladiators event:(Required)

Atlasphere

Swingshot

Duel

Sky Track

Hang Tough

Whiplash

Powerball

Hit & Run

Joust

Gauntlet

Pyramid

Tug O’ War/Tilt

Assault

No

Who's your dream sponsor (aside from Subaru)?(Required)

American Dental Association

U-Haul

Deep Heat

Slinky

MoMA

Emily Ratajkowski

Neutrogena Sunscreen

Lex

Purina

On Our Backs magazine

Olivia Cruise

Victorinox

OK Cupid

Sea World

Oh no! You’ve picked up a sports injury that’s going to keep you out of your next competition. What’s the injury?(Required)

Broken finger

Bum strain

Water on the lung

Sprained ankle

Creative block

Stubbed toe

Torn ACL

Black eye

Strained bicep

Ringworm

Shoulder strain

Sore knees

Stab wound to the gut

Whatever it is that makes anyone aged 35+ go “oof” whenever they get on/off a couch

Your sports injury from the last question has ended your career as an elite athlete! Pick a new job:(Required)

Supermodel

Bouncer

Stacking the top shelves in the supermarket

Social media celesbian

Demolitionist

Film set runner

Cirque du Soleil performer

Stonemason

Heavy goods courier

Needleworker

Lifeguard

Mountie

Colorado River tour guide

Government assassin

Your BFF has baked you a birthday cake – what a star! Pick your cake:(Required)

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