Quiz: What’s Your Pride Vibe?

It’s Pride — ever heard of it? Perhaps you’d like to browse Autostraddle’s ongoing Pride package this year, called RAGE PARTY, because it’s about the multitudes contained by Pride, a nexus of immense joy and immense anger, of recreation and resistance. But today? Today, we’re having just silly, goofy fun with one of my famously “upsetting” quizzes in which I ask you a series of chaotic questions and then probably drag some aspect of your personality.

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What are your thoughts on The Ultimatum: Queer Love sorry maybe it’s old news now but I just still keep thinking about it and had to ask hahahahaha, I'm doing great, why do you ask?(Required)

Trash (derogatory)

There is simply too much to discuss.

Protect Mal at all costs.

It was boring until the finale and reunion.

Some of the contestants are misunderstood.

What?

Trash (complimentary)

Didn’t watch it.

What setting for a Pride party would you LEAST like to attend?(Required)

Warehouse

Corporate office

Rooftop

Fancy banquet hall…filled with exes

Crowded bar

Your own home

A party where everyone’s already coupled up

You don’t really care where you go/anywhere seems fine with the right people

What Pride superpower do you wish you had?(Required)

Always able to find parking

Destroyer of corporate Pride

Ability to make wine into water — everyone needs more water!

Teleportation

Ability to conjure a cozy blanket out of thin air

Ability to make annoying people go away

Ability to be multiple places at the same time

Ability to know where friends are at all times

How do you think straight people should “celebrate” Pride?(Required)

By shutting up

By showing up to actions/protests

By Venmoing you $5

By being your on-call driver for events

By staying out of your way

By reading about queer history and educating themselves

Straight people? Never heard of them

They can hang if they’re cool and don’t flaunt their heterosexuality in your face

Choose a rainbow snack:(Required)

Choose a Pride attitude:(Required)

Tired

Riled up

Joyful

Hype

Anxious

Eye rolly

Horny

Down to clown

What Pride nightmare sounds the scariest?(Required)

A long line

Bad music

Dehydration

Bad vibes at the function

Not enough bathrooms

Meeting someone hot who says they don’t really like movies

Finding out the hottie you’ve been making eyes with isn’t available

Getting separated from friends

What’s your parade move?(Required)

You plan to go but don’t actually make it

You’re at an apartment party along the parade route, watching from a window

You roll deep and make sure everyone’s having a great time

You try to enter the parade even though you’re not officially in it

You arrive super early with chairs in tow

You just watch it via people’s IG stories

You’re dancing on a float

You watch from a bar along the route

What’s your go-to Pride accessory?(Required)

Knee socks

Wearable flag

Water bottle

Body glitter

Crossbody bag/fannypack

Cozy blanket

Anything leather

Necklaces thrown from parade floats

What’s your favorite of the seven deadly sins?(Required)

Sloth

Wrath

Greed

Gluttony

All of them!

Pride

Lust

Envy

Pick a Pride stock image:(Required)

How are you picking your Pride fit?(Required)

Simply going to your closet and getting something out of it

Making a mood board

Shopping for something fresh and new

Trying out different options and polling on IG

Making sure you’re layering

Basing it off of a queer actor’s look

Figuring out how to wear the least amount of clothes

Asking your partner/bestie to help

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