Quiz: What Queer Video Game Should You Play?

Julie Gentile —
Jul 3, 2022
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Need a new video game to consume your every waking thought? Maybe you’re into playing through long, tragic stories about loss or maybe you want to marry and divorce an entire town while running your dead grandfather’s farm? Or perhaps romancing brooding mythology figures while hacking and slashing your way through the underworld is more your style? For all you queers slouched in your gaming chairs looking for a game to keep you up at night, quiz on. Or idle in the character creation menu for an hour — that’s cool too.


You’ve been trekking through the darkness all night, covering as much ground as possible. You’re almost back to home base. What are you looking forward to the most?(Required)
As you get closer to town, you notice something isn’t right. There are no guards at the gate and smoke plumes up from various buildings. You race to your sleeping quarters and grab your most prized possession to ensure its safety. You grab what?(Required)
When you emerge outside, you see that the town has erupted into chaos. Many familiar faces run past. Who do you follow?(Required)
You find yourself in a skirmish with one of the enemies. They’re strong, but you’re stronger. What do you take them down with?(Required)
As you deal the final blow of damage, the enemy falls to their knees and their mask cracks. Before you can decide to spare them or not, their comrades swoop them up and retreat. What’s your next move?(Required)
Months later, you decide to go off in search of these enemies. You take one last look at home and set off — you won’t be back for a very long time. The screen fades away and the opening credits roll. What do your opening credits sound like?(Required)
After weeks of traveling, you come across an abandoned arcade. Seems like a safe enough place to stop at. What do you do first?(Required)
Before you leave the arcade, you decide to power up the generator. You have time for one game before you depart. What’s your mini-game of choice?(Required)
Back on the road again and your stomach starts growling. What’s on the menu today?(Required)
After traveling for a few days, you come across a town. You’re tired and they offer shelter so you agree to stay one night. You decide it’s best to speak to a member of this place just to get a feel for who you’re dealing with. You end up speaking with…(Required)
You end your night in one of the town’s vacant rooms. There’s an old workbench, a variety of clean clothes to pick from, and an old music player. Everything seems normal. How are you spending your night?(Required)
Just as you’re about to nod off, you hear footsteps outside. When you peer outside you see three masked figures — the same ones that attacked your town! Think fast or you’re going to be in danger very quickly!(Required)
You come out of the fight victorious. You’ve saved the day and figured out the mystery. As you reflect on your journey, you come to what conclusion?(Required)

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