First, there was What Lesbian Form of Transportation Are You? Then, there was What Lesbian Furniture Are You? Next, we had What Lesbian Home Decor Are You? And now, at last, we have What Lesbian Wall Art Are You? Will I eventually run out of absurd lesbian personality quiz ideas to write? I hope not since this is part of my job! Today, please enjoy a series of questions that are exclusively Lady Gaga-themed and breakfast-themed for some reason. Also, yes all the art featured in the results of this quiz was inspired by my own walls.
Quiz: What Lesbian Wall Art Are You?
Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya
Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, fiction, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the former managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear in McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, The Rumpus, Cake Zine, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. When she is not writing, editing, or reading, she is probably playing tennis. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.
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March 10, 2025 at 6:25 amif YOU did not get that result, my quiz methodology would be so FAILED
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March 9, 2025 at 9:20 amI was hoping for that oyster print but I got the Carol movie poster, which is pretty awesome thank you, you are indeed a psychic home stylist.
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Meghan PurvisMarch 9, 2025 at 9:58 am
Thrift store art inexplicably involving horses, which is alarmingly accurate.
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March 9, 2025 at 12:47 pmCarol movie poster! I literally tore this very poster out of a magazine to put up in my childhood bedroom when home from college so this is Life Experience Verified
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M.March 10, 2025 at 12:23 pm
I feel so seen by my result of a vintage fernet sign bc yes absolutely
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KatMarch 11, 2025 at 10:27 pm
Expected horse art, got oyster painting! I’ve got a lesbian-made oyster sculpture on the shelf so I’m counting it as close enough.
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TtMarch 13, 2025 at 9:36 am
City poster, which is correct.
As a community service, here is an incomplete explanation i found of that weird food list:Scattered – Every hashbrown order is scattered on the grill, idiot.
Smothered – Cooked with grilled onions.
Covered – Topped with a slice of melty American cheese. If you’re getting a large or triple order, you’d better go for double or triple covered.
Chunked – Chunks of grilled ham.
Diced – Grilled tomatoes. I’ve never gone this route.
Peppered – Grilled jalapenos.
Capped – Topped with grilled mushrooms.
Topped – Served with famous Bert’s chili – beans, tomato, onions, sausage and just a bit of spice.
Country – A big ole heap of sausage gravy on top. -
NneMarch 13, 2025 at 2:45 pm
FYI: I don’t know if anyone will click gluten free pancakes for the last question.
I am literally allergic to gluten and I didn’t pick it. I’d much rather have any kind of pancake.
I chose mochi
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Ken SimmonsMarch 15, 2025 at 2:06 pm
Oyster painting. Yes yes yes. Sex and the ocean, body and soul. Now I’ll have to research getting an oyster painting.
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March 10, 2025 at 6:25 am
if YOU did not get that result, my quiz methodology would be so FAILED
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March 9, 2025 at 9:20 am
I was hoping for that oyster print but I got the Carol movie poster, which is pretty awesome thank you, you are indeed a psychic home stylist.
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Meghan PurvisMarch 9, 2025 at 9:58 am
Thrift store art inexplicably involving horses, which is alarmingly accurate.
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March 9, 2025 at 12:47 pm
Carol movie poster! I literally tore this very poster out of a magazine to put up in my childhood bedroom when home from college so this is Life Experience Verified
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M.March 10, 2025 at 12:23 pm
I feel so seen by my result of a vintage fernet sign bc yes absolutely
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KatMarch 11, 2025 at 10:27 pm
Expected horse art, got oyster painting! I’ve got a lesbian-made oyster sculpture on the shelf so I’m counting it as close enough.
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TtMarch 13, 2025 at 9:36 am
City poster, which is correct.
As a community service, here is an incomplete explanation i found of that weird food list:Scattered – Every hashbrown order is scattered on the grill, idiot.
Smothered – Cooked with grilled onions.
Covered – Topped with a slice of melty American cheese. If you’re getting a large or triple order, you’d better go for double or triple covered.
Chunked – Chunks of grilled ham.
Diced – Grilled tomatoes. I’ve never gone this route.
Peppered – Grilled jalapenos.
Capped – Topped with grilled mushrooms.
Topped – Served with famous Bert’s chili – beans, tomato, onions, sausage and just a bit of spice.
Country – A big ole heap of sausage gravy on top. -
NneMarch 13, 2025 at 2:45 pm
FYI: I don’t know if anyone will click gluten free pancakes for the last question.
I am literally allergic to gluten and I didn’t pick it. I’d much rather have any kind of pancake.
I chose mochi
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Ken SimmonsMarch 15, 2025 at 2:06 pm
Oyster painting. Yes yes yes. Sex and the ocean, body and soul. Now I’ll have to research getting an oyster painting.