One of the reasons The White Lotus is popular is it allows us to live vicariously while being reminded that the people who can afford this lifestyle are often rather miserable. But what if you were able to go to one of The White Lotus’ many resorts? Would you have a good time? Would you make it out alive?

Now you can find out! And you don’t even need to pay for airfare! Instead, you can take this quiz to learn your own personal White Lotus fate.

Can You Survive a Season of ‘The White Lotus’?

First! Which White Lotus resort will you be visiting?(Required)
Why are you visiting The White Lotus?(Required)
Who are you at The White Lotus with?(Required)
How do you plan to document your trip?(Required)
How much luggage are you bringing?(Required)
Oh no! You’ve been served the wrong dish at the hotel restaurant. What do you do?(Required)
What’s your approach to romance during your stay?(Required)
Will you be taking any excursions outside the resort?(Required)
Even fancy hotels get bugs and critters! How do you react to an uninvited guest making their way into your room?(Required)
You’re taking a late night jacuzzi when another hotel guest arrives and joins you. Who would you want it to be?(Required)
How interested are you in getting to know the locals?(Required)
You should really leave your phone off during vacation! Which unexpected call would upset you most?(Required)
What life lesson do you think you’re most likely to have learned during your time at The White Lotus?(Required)

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