This post is sponsored by Eve’s Toys.
Congratulations on making it through winter! Why not reward yourself with a new toy so you can feel as good as it looks outside? In a world that’s saturated with black, purple, and Sex Toy Hot Pink™ options, these precious pastel toys that pack a powerful punch will have you walking with a spring in your step.
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Blue Diamond Rechargeable Bullet
50% discount
The classic bullet vibe is a standby for a reason; it’s powerful, discreet, and can be thrown into your bag, pocket, fanny pack, Camelbak, end-times go-bag, ex-girlfriend’s car glovebox, wherever you might need it! The Blue Diamond’s textured base is for looks but also stimulation; it has ten different functions with multiple speeds, and is “so discreet and full of power it will be your constant companion anywhere you go,” like you’re Eve and this vibrator is Villanelle.
Beginner’s Vibrating Hot Plug
50% discount
Described by Eve’s Toys as a “beginner’s butt dream,” this is a great first plug to try — with a smaller width of 1.5 inches and three vibrating functions, this toy is a fun and approachable way to get started. The warming setting, up to 107 degrees, means you have options for temperature play as well! It’s also totally waterproof; a hot, sexy bath only gets better with the Hot Plug.
Miracle Massager Rechargeable
50% discount
Fans of wand-style vibrators will love the pretty pastel Miracle Massager; it’s smaller than your Hitachi and better to travel with, while still offering 10 intense functions and “the feel of smooth, seamless silicone.” Bring it on a plane, bring it in the shower; admire it after you forget to put it away and leave it out on your bed accidentally because it’s so ergonomic and pretty! Small, sleek and cordless with a soft, flexible head, the Miracle Massager could be The One for you.
We-Vibe Jive G-Spot Massager
50% Discount
There are endless reasons to love We-Vibe toys: the sleek aesthetic, comfortable design, and high-tech concepts are just the beginning. The Jive is no exception; a wearable G-spot toy, it fits comfortably inside the wearer and can be controlled via smartphone either by yourself or an activity partner. The Jive is comfortable in any position — standing, sitting, lying down, walking around — and can be worn at any time with any clothing, even under your tightest black gay uniform-issue skinny jeans. Try the Jive and its whisper-quiet motor out anywhere that you’d like to make a little more exciting.
Eden Climaxer
50% discount
You know the famous Tennyson line: in the spring, a young person’s fancy turns to thoughts of silicone toys that mimic the feeling of oral! If that’s you, the Eden Climaxer has you covered with its oversized head for full coverage over your clitoris and a flickering tip, both of which you can cycle through”10 intense functions of vibration, pulsation and escalation.” Add water-based lube for an extra intense experience!
Rechargeable Clitoral Pump
40% discount
Spring forward into a totally new sensation with this pump with a tip that “surrounds and sucks in the clitoris,” along with a rotating head and “soft teasing ticklers.” With 12 functions of vibration and suction, this pump has a lot to offer! If you haven’t tried a suction toy before, make today your day and find out what tickler nubs can bring into your life.
G-Gasm Rabbit Vibrator
50% discount
A beautiful and super cute first rabbit vibrator, it’s hard to describe the G-Gasm any better than Eve’s already has: “this rabbit wants to give your clitoris the attention it deserves, while at the same time making your G-spot holler with delight.” Hard to say no to that! With seven vibration modes and dual motors, there’s nothing not to love about this precious pink rabbit.
Bendy Bunny
10% discount
It’s 2019 and you deserve to have CHOICES, which is why the Bendy Bunny stands out from other rabbit-style vibrators — its shaft is bendable into a shape you choose, letting you get the perfect angle for you. The insertable portion is ribbed and textured for sensation, and the eight shaft and rabbit functions can be controlled together or individually. The Easter Bunny might not be real, but the fun you’ll have with a Bendy Bunny is!
Lilac Dream Joyous
50% discount
Designed by a woman sex educator and therapist, the Lilac Dream is dual density with plushy soft silicone ridges and a touch-sensitive push button along the vibrator. It knows exactly what you like, and will remember it, too — with a “state of the art memory chip will remember that buzz and start there every time.”
Iroha Sakura Massager
50% discount
Cherry blossom season is coming and so can you with the Iroha Sakura massager — just like the cherry blossoms it’s named after, it’s a beautiful pink and its “soft touch” outer material makes it petal-smooth. Its indented tip is designed to “pinch and please,” and just because it’s soft doesn’t mean it isn’t strong — it has a powerful, quiet motor to bring you pleasure that will last way longer than cherry blossom season.
Visit Eve’s Toys and enter code AUTO at checkout for 50% off one item & free shipping on orders over $20 in the US. (Note: Some items are only eligible for free shipping and a partial discount. These items are noted in the post.) 100% satisfaction guarantee.
RACHEL. I’m glad I waited until I was in private to read this because this made me giggle-snort loudly and with great delight (but little dignity).
“Cherry blossom season is coming and so can you.”
Indeed.
My husband looked over my shoulder, saw the Lilac Dream Joyous and said, “Ooohhhh a twisty boi!”
Great job here Rachel
These are some pretty steep discounts! Right on.
these are so pretty I WANT ALL OF THEM 😍😍😍
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