When I started #BooRadleyVanCullen back in season one when I was writing for AfterEllen, I was just looking for a good way to watch this full-tilt bonkers show with some like-minded queer women. I had no idea that it would evolve into this revolutionary cultural thing where we talk to the show and the show talks back to us, where we form our own inside jokes with the people who make what we love to watch on TV, where we say “Tippi the Bird” enough times and she appears.
This season was a tricky one for me, and I wasn’t able to do these round-ups like I have done in the past for every episode. But tweeting with you was always one of the best parts of my week, and so to thank you for sticking with me through 12 more bananpants episodes, I’ve rounded up 100 of the best tweets of season 5B. (I couldn’t use your tweet if it had emojis in it. WordPress hates emojis.) I love you guys. I really do. Thank you for being the best.
Ali makes a prison shower look as relaxing as a day at the spa. #PrettyLittleLiars #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Pretty Little Liars (@LittleLiars) March 11, 2015
If you thought like Mona always, you wouldn't be in this mess. #PLL #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Pretty Little Liars (@AllThingsPLL) March 11, 2015
https://twitter.com/negative_purple/status/560287618995601408
Okay Newsie, slow your role with the Potter references. You just got here. #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
— Nic 🍉 (@njnic23) February 18, 2015
https://twitter.com/_tasalexa/status/552673040199581696
I'll trade you six Ezras and 100 Tobys for one Paige. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Lucy Hallowell (on hiatus) (@lucyhallowell) January 7, 2015
https://twitter.com/ahotpieceofA/status/580526826533072897
https://twitter.com/HeatherBlakely/status/580529974949650433
Does Emily need someone to butter her muffin? #PLL #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Valerie Anne (@PunkyStarshine) January 7, 2015
https://twitter.com/PLLbigA/status/575473694622900224
https://twitter.com/karafreewind/status/580564876621451264
https://twitter.com/TheodoraG13/status/570400489763766272
https://twitter.com/CloneNic/status/580530264616603648
https://twitter.com/caseylcummings/status/552644187552636928
Sorry I couldn't get her earlier I was busy pepper spraying and kidnapping your brother #PrettyLittleLiars #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Caitlin (@ms_Caitlinnn) March 18, 2015
Lol if Talia just funded Emily's tuition to Stanford #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Paily Anchors (@PailyAnchors) February 25, 2015
I wonder if Melissa made out with this brother too. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— AnthroChick (@KissMe_Hardy) March 25, 2015
https://twitter.com/WritingRighter/status/555180450021269504
https://twitter.com/shokoshik/status/555169987326115840
I'm surprised that Ezra didn't suggest Aria speak with Malcolm about her writing, that kid was a genius right? #PLL #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Allison (@peachesT3CH) January 14, 2015
https://twitter.com/KeeleyMSheehan/status/555172973507018752
"I spent a whole day running on a hamster wheel because of you! It was so much fun, thanks!" – Aria #PrettyLittleLiars #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Anita Ripp Gonzalez (@AnitaRipp) January 21, 2015
"Aria, maybe our relationship is codependent, and illegal?"
"… No, I'm pretty sure I'm just THAT GOOD a writer." #BooRadleyVanCullen— Sarah (@Vandermarin) January 28, 2015
I've seen Ezra do a lot of gross shit, but falling on his own sword like a martyr is somehow one of the grossest. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Jenn (@Jennirrific) January 28, 2015
https://twitter.com/the_saintbaby/status/562779694991683585
"I wasn't sick, I just needed a day to bake through my feelings." – Talia #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
— Whitney (@wqueen1) February 4, 2015
Did he though? Did he take an oath? Or did he take an online survey? #PLL #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Valerie Anne (@PunkyStarshine) January 28, 2015
His exit has more drama than a game of thrones episode. #booradleyvancullen
— Steph (@akilah1595) February 4, 2015
"All I need to know about life I learned from A." -Spencer Hastings on college #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
— Josh (@YankeeJosh) February 4, 2015
@hhoagie amphetamines. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Bela Lugosi’s Dad 🦇 🦇 🦇 (@huntercamp) February 18, 2015
I want to see Helena and Hanna in a dance battle. #BooRadleyVanCullen #clonesbians @hhoagie
— J_Mc (@JLMc87) February 18, 2015
@hhoagie AS SOON AS I SAW TIPPI I THOUGHT OF HOW HAPPY YOU MUST BE #BooRadleyVanCullen
— molly (@molfids) March 11, 2015
Don't worry, Hanna! Mona's fabulousness is too big to fit into that barrel, so don't be afraid. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Nora (@Lilac__Leo) January 28, 2015
Oh great FIRE IN HER HAIR #BOORADLEYVANCULLEN
— 🎆SPECIAL NEGRO🎆 (@AmayasTotem) January 28, 2015
My cat was meowing the entire time #Sparia was in the freezer and I'm just screaming "IT'S OK EMILY WILL SAVE THEM" #BooRadleyVanCullen
— #embarrassing (@guiltyplzre) January 28, 2015
Put some pants on. We need to talk about tonight. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Liz 🐆 (@gatecrewgirl) January 28, 2015
https://twitter.com/HeatherBlakely/status/560504386242506752
Hanna is on a hotness trajectory that is quite frankly frightening. I'm worried about losing one or more of my retinas. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Jenn (@Jennirrific) January 28, 2015
Shouldn't you be at school? LOL Liz leads with hyperbole! #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Samantha J. Green (@SamanthaJGreen) January 28, 2015
"You've been a cop for all of six minutes… which means you're a senior member of our department." #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Marieill Hill (@marieillhill) January 28, 2015
https://twitter.com/dufrau/status/560243483332861953
https://twitter.com/TheodoraG13/status/560244065498062848
https://twitter.com/kayteedeeisme/status/562780565813080064
https://twitter.com/Vandermarin/status/562780841999618050
https://twitter.com/jennalykes/status/562781196883873792
https://twitter.com/tylynn_sings/status/562782975759499265
https://twitter.com/TheEmpressSarah/status/562783453603971074
There better be a deleted scene where we find out what's going on underneath the sheets between Hannah and Mona. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Anita Ripp Gonzalez (@AnitaRipp) February 4, 2015
Hanna should've hit his ass harder! #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Samantha J. Green (@SamanthaJGreen) February 4, 2015
EMILY FIELDS! Scissor that chick all you want but BIKING without Paige? TOO FAR, Emily! #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Lucy Hallowell (on hiatus) (@lucyhallowell) February 11, 2015
For once? I once slow danced with the ghost of my then-dead best friend in the basement of Radley, Johnny Boy #BooRadleyVanCullen
— gay barista (@Shipper648) February 11, 2015
https://twitter.com/betterleftbl_nk/status/567853203737411584
What's so weird about ordering two small coffees for yourself? Spencer basically drinks a gallon's worth every day. #PLL #booradleyvancullen
— A l v i R o m a n ✘ (@Alviroman2) February 18, 2015
We can rebuild her. We have the technology. #Mona #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Josh (@YankeeJosh) February 18, 2015
@hhoagie @BryanHoldman that's the plot of Jurassic World. Chris Pratt is playing Mike in five years.
— Kyle Bown (@KyleBown) February 18, 2015
Does Rosewood High start classes at 2 pm or does the Rosewood jail have visiting hours from 5-7 am? #BooRadleyVanCullen
— #embarrassing (@guiltyplzre) February 25, 2015
https://twitter.com/DeadlyKitsch/status/570396469208883200
"That means A hasn't contacted through email or text" Or he's in a full body cast and spelling's not his top priority #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Ashley Peterson (@ashrpeterson) February 25, 2015
@hhoagie It's time for Mona to start passing judgment over the living and the dead. And then some. #PLL #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Bros Watch PLL Too! (@BrosWatchPLLToo) February 25, 2015
IS THERE A CHANCE OF DRUNK SPENCER THIS EPISODE? ALL I WANT IS DRUNK SPENCER #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
— Ywonne🦁 (@ywonneacupoftea) March 4, 2015
https://twitter.com/DDavis2/status/572932499489218560
Root cause of Aria being useless is Ezra as Emily is now learning the hard way… again… #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Mic (@micnic1291) March 4, 2015
https://twitter.com/McBrooker/status/573602061197012992
Another clear sign Andrew is A. He degrades the Vanderjesus openly. #PLL #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Devon (@KDevNic) March 11, 2015
Andrew is a blasphemer! #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Aimee LaFleur (@Aahhmee) March 11, 2015
Well, you're going to hell, Andrew. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— AnthroChick (@KissMe_Hardy) March 11, 2015
https://twitter.com/tylynn_sings/status/575448226121269248
Ali needs to ditch her lawyer and get Anilese Keating. She would've had like 5 "speculation!" objections by now #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Alison (@al386) March 11, 2015
How many murders, arrests, interrogations, "police officers," and attorneys did it take to FINALLY see a ROSEWOOD COURT? #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Marieill Hill (@marieillhill) March 11, 2015
https://twitter.com/ahotpieceofA/status/575452993908142080
https://twitter.com/dufrau/status/575459929550516224
"I'm back bitches and I know everything"-Tippi. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— x先生 (@karilynnegleich) March 11, 2015
No! We just got fedexed bovine parts! #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Maya Goldsmith (@Maya_Goldsmith) March 18, 2015
@hhoagie Pretty Little Kittens stalked by the Risen Mitten #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Urka F (@elf0887) March 18, 2015
"Ezra, you KNOW what we're up against. In fact, I'd say you ARE what we're up against!" #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Sarah (@Vandermarin) March 18, 2015
@hhoagie I think the fact that Spencer hasn't killed anyone or been in jail for 24+ hours is like the best joke on the show
— Maryssa B (@orangewine13) March 18, 2015
https://twitter.com/PeaceLoveChai/status/577992075666284544
https://twitter.com/DeadlyKitsch/status/577997834085003264
https://twitter.com/AndyReaser/status/580393280724201472
@hhoagie Big A is a sea creature living in the lake by Noel Kahn’s house. #BigAReveal #PrettyLittleLiars
— Reisa (@reisawal) March 24, 2015
https://twitter.com/nerdgirlwalking/status/580486329584238592
@hhoagie Jason's twin sister? Mona who hyperadrenalized herself out of the grave? Everybody's horcrux is Aria's fork earring.
— hannah orlansky (@hannahorlansky) March 24, 2015
Duh your prom dates are each other #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Jenny (@TVtrashJen) March 25, 2015
"I'm dying to know too spencer but I've never made it inside" says VanderJesus about Hanna's pants #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Pants Rasmuson (@JoetPants) March 25, 2015
https://twitter.com/sutherleah/status/580526720291364864
https://twitter.com/tylynn_sings/status/580534954880307200
https://twitter.com/worldoftilt/status/580593134914154496
https://twitter.com/hollyjeanyip/status/580598139079548928
Emily dancing is too much. But not enough at the same time. #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
— Ywonne🦁 (@ywonneacupoftea) February 25, 2015
Things I've learned while watching PLL:
1. Dead isn’t dead.
2. Hanna is the smart one.
3. I’m super hella gay. #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL— Nic 🍉 (@njnic23) February 18, 2015
Much like every other member of his family, Mike Montgomery has NO CHILL #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
— Sarah (@Vandermarin) February 4, 2015
https://twitter.com/PeaceLoveChai/status/580545035202117632
You guys, I just realized Van Der Jesus rose from the dead just in time for Easter, just like how it should be. #BooRadleyVanCullen #pll
— Morgan Glennon (@mojotastic) March 25, 2015
i love everything about the #BooRadleyVanCullen community. It's like watching #PLL with all of you in my living room, knowing to hush!
— Samantha J. Green (@SamanthaJGreen) March 25, 2015
See you next season, my loves!
