But crossfade into the DiLaurentis residence, where Jason and Mr. D are fighting. Looks like Mr. D doesn’t trust Jason to leave the house.
Emily awkwardly pops out with the Misandrist Dog who seems not to mind Jason and Mr. D. Mr. D is like, “Wait, who the fuck bought a dog?” He seems to think Mrs. D is hiding out in Philly, where Jason wants to go.
Aria stomps on into her own damn home to find Mona and Mike canoodling on the couch.Guh-ross.
Mona makes a remark about Aria walking around all by herself, given what happened to Alison. Hmmmm. Mike mentions he borrowed Aria’s iPod, which could explain where the violin music came from. He also says the violin music was coming from his room. Suss. Aria calls out Mona for being a fake as soon as Mike leaves the room.
Mona’s dangerous. She wears leather jackets. Now that Aria knows about the Lost Woods and Mona, she can’t even pretend to trust her. Mona asks how Mr. Fitz is doing. Soooo, she knows.
Hanna heads on over to the DiLaurentis house to give Mr. D the emails from Jessica’s account, mentioning she was on a yoga retreat? Yeah, right. Emily comes back from walking the pup, and they leave together to climb into Hanna’s car and scheme. Hanna wants to tell Hanna about the email she found, and Emily reports that Jason is hiding Mrs. D in Philly.
Just then, Jason pops up at the window and scares the shit out of Hanna and Emily, threatening them from helping our Mr. D re: Mrs. D any longer.
They follow Jason to Philly, naturally, and he visits a strange apartment building.
Emily and Hanna wait for him to leave so they can visit the apartment he was in, but a super creepy dude tells them to leave before they can find anything. Womp womp.
After what I’m assuming was sex with a cami and bra still on, Toby and Spencer spoon. I’d like Toby so much more if he was the little spoon. Also, can we all agree that his hair is the weirdest it has ever been? What’s going on there, buddy? Spencer’s phone is ringing off the hook as she cuddles Toby. Just put the damn thing on silent, seriously, I’d be so pissed if my girlfriend’s phone was psycho ringing like that. Toby picks up that Spencer is upset about something, but she doesn’t tell him anything, because the Liars are way better at bottling things up then letting people in. Can you even blame them at this point?
Down at the Mossoleum, a totally perfectly normal place to hang, Ali is visiting her grave. Mona finds her there and Ali pleads that she’s changed, that they could be friends now. Mona’s not buying it.
In fact, she confesses that she sent the text. Looks like no BFF necklaces here for the moment.
Aria’s over at Spencer’s house, saying she’s FOR SURE going to the cops, but Hanna and Emily are plotting what they need to do about Jason instead. Aria’s freaking about Mona knowing they were in New York, and Emily assures her Mona is dead as Hanna says A is dead. Aria’s not so convinced.
Spencer isn’t at the house meeting at her house, because instead she’s busting into Ali’s house. The door’s open, she waltzes on in, and Jason is sitting in the dark. Spencer asks him if he was in New York, and he denies it all. He asks if Spencer thinks Jason is the one who kidnapped her, and that Mr. D is trying to frame him for it. But before we can get answers, the Man Issues Dog is barking outside. Is it a man? Is Timmy stuck in a well? They walk outside and Emily asks the dog what’s wrong like it’s going to answer.
You know what’s wrong? The dog found Mrs. D buried in the yard, right in the same spot as Alison.
When Jason sees, he looks honestly shocked and upset. Now, he’s always been a good actor, but that didn’t seem like a I Killed My Mom look, you know?
The cops show up to take the body and Ali stands in the middle of it in a black hoodie, like no one is going to notice the girl standing in the middle of everything in a hooded jacket. Poor Alison. I genuinely feel bad for her at this point. Her welcome home isn’t going very well at this point, is it?
