Oh, it was delicious, y’know. It was lip-smacking head-against-my-desk good. There he was, Donald J. Trump, hot mess of a man, speaking more clearly than he had in three debates, in a soothing yet ominous tone.
“Such a nasty woman,” he said, sweating slightly. I laughed until I cried. I cried until I laughed. I looked up “NSTYWMN” license plates and found out they’re available in my state. I changed my Twitter bio.
can't decide if "such a nasty woman" is my new twitter bio or the phrase i want engraved on my tombstone #debate
— carmen f*cking rios 🚬👑🦄 (@carmenriosss) October 20, 2016
I’m a nasty woman and I’m okay with myself. I’m reveling in it: In being smart, assertive, ambitious, bitchy, bossy, badass as fuck, and blessed with eyes with which to see directly through men like Donald Trump and their obnoxious bullshit. And I am not alone.
Play these songs with the windows down today and drive past a white man’s house. Join the movement. Get nasty and get down with your amazing, empowered self.
Playlist: Such A Nasty Woman
Hollaback Girl – Gwen Stefani
Nasty – Janet Jackson
Bad Girls – M.I.A.
Bitch – Meredith Brooks
Nasty Girl – Destiny’s Child
Do It Like A Dude – Jessie J
Bubblegum Bitch – Marina and the Diamonds
Confident – Demi Lovato
Womanizer – Britney Spears
Sleazy – Kesha
Roar – Katy Perry
Just A Girl – No Doubt
Nasty – Brooke Candy
M.I.L.F. $ – Fergie
Bossy Featuring Too $hort – Kelis
Unapologetic Bitch – Madonna
Ain’t Your Mama – Jennifer Lopez
Maneater – Nelly Furtado
Hard Out Here – Lily Allen
Nasty Girls – HOLYCHILD
Feeling Myself – Nicki Minaj
Dirrty – Christina Aguilera
Hit ‘Em Up Style (Oops!) – Remix Radio Mix – Blu Cantrell
Let Me Blow Ya Mind – Eve
Queen B@#$H – Lil’ Kim
Fly – Nicki Minaj
Nasty Bitch (feat. Money Mark of Tre+6) – Trina
Doo Wop (That Thing) – Ms. Lauryn Hill
Girl On Fire – Alicia Keys
Independent Women, Pt. I – Destiny’s Child
Q.U.E.E.N. [feat. Erykah Badu] – Janelle Monáe
You Know I’m No Good – Amy Winehouse
No Scrubs – TLC
Soap – Melanie Martinez
Me Too – Meghan Trainor
Problem – Ariana Grande
Scandalous – U.S. Radio Edit – Mis-Teeq
That’s Not My Name – The Ting Tings
Work It – Missy Elliott
Like A Champion – Selena Gomez
HOV Lane – Nicki Minaj
Titanium (feat. Sia) – David Guetta
Bulletproof – La Roux
Unstoppable – Sia
I Am Woman – Helen Reddy
Nasty Gal – Betty Davis
Nanny Nanny Boo Boo – Le Tigre
