This is a rare and special personality quiz in the sense that it will offer you not only insight on yourself but also insight on the inner workings and past lives of the quiz maker. Yes, all of these results are real, actual tweets I fired off from 2009-2012, a period of time when I mainly only used Twitter when tumblr was down. It was like backup tumblr. It was also a period of time when I was not out of the closet, but the tweets beg to differ.

What superpower would you most like to have?(Required)
What “holiday” speaks the most to you?(Required)
Pick a kitchen aesthetic:(Required)
Which of the following websites were you most likely to be on around 2009-2012?(Required)
Which of the following weekend plans sounds the most desirable to you?(Required)
How would your closest friends describe your vibe in one word?(Required)
Pick a film from 2009-2010:(Required)
Pick a Fear Street book:(Required)
Which store would you most want to have a $500 gift card to?(Required)
What color would you be the most likely to paint your bedroom?(Required)
Pick a Bath & Body Works candle scent:(Required)
Which of the following nightmare scenarios is the most frightening to you:(Required)
Pick a snack:(Required)
What most accurately describes the first few minutes of your morning?(Required)
Pick a song from 2009-2010:(Required)
What is one of your weaknesses? No judgement!(Required)

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