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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for April 2022

May your mind have spaciousness and rest this month. May your movements be slow and beautiful. May your body be held by time.

Corina Dross —

Apr 2, 2022

all-american

boobs on your tube

tv show recaps

Birds on Your Tube: Sapphic Smooching Is Back on “Charmed”

Plus updates on All American, Noami, and the queer cheftestants on Top Chef!

Natalie —

Apr 1, 2022

dogs

movie features

Bury Your Dogs: 37 Dog Characters Who Died In TV and Film, and How

From Old Yeller to Biscuit, paying tribute to the dogs that were ripped out of our arms by the lords of the teevee and cinema.

Carol —

Apr 1, 2022

dogs

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pets & animals

Top 8 Songs My Moms Sing To Me About Me

i love you you’re tiny let’s go outside and pee pee

Zucchini Arson Friedman —

Apr 1, 2022

cats

pets & animals

Birds in the TV Is as Good as Birds in the Window

My favorite channels to watch are Birder King and Bird Bonanza.

Socks Bobbi —

Apr 1, 2022

TARANTULA! b-movie poster of a giant spider attacking a woman

pets & animals

Hey — We Need To Talk About Tarantulas

“Everyone loves a dog that can hoop, or a dog that can save a kid from a well, but no one, and I mean no one, loves a tarantula.”

Delphine Sade —

Apr 1, 2022

cats

dogs

Feature image of our pets: Lola, Tubbs, Carol, Winona on the first row. Socks, Zucchini, Buckett and Mya on the second row

quizzes

QUIZ: Which Of Our Cats and Dogs Are You?

Are you a Lola, a Carol, a Buckett, a Socks, a Tubbs, a Winona, a Zucchini or a Mya? There is simply one way for you to find out and…

Carol —

Apr 1, 2022

hey did you see that comment friday

A small, brown and white dog peeking over their laptop screen, with a caption that says "Hey did you see that comment?!"

straddleverse

The Comment Awards Are Sliding Into Your DMs (Dog Messages)

What do you think comments taste like? Do you think they taste like salmon cookies or like chicken cookies? I HOPE IT’S SALMON.

Milo —

Apr 1, 2022

sports

For Cammie Woodman, Tennis and Transition Go Hand-in-Hand

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SPORTS

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first person

On Being a Masc Top From Rural Oklahoma

sports

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first person

Andrea Gibson Kept Sincerity Alive

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