As a wise person has probably said, “all muppets are a little bit gay.” So it’s pretty important that we figure out once and for all which muppet you are!
Performing seances is peak bisexual activity, whether you believe in the ghosts or you’re profiting from being a hot person who other people believe can talk to ghosts.
Age of Pleasure has the aesthetics of summer heat and sweaty queer bodies, but the tour covers September and October! And “fall queer beach party” aesthetic is just so f*cking…