“After you sleep with the woman of your dreams, there’s only one right thing to do in that situation, which is to badly sing Anita Baker and also tell her you want to marry her.” Welcome to Autostraddle’s Twenties recaps!
On Lil Nas X, fake pregnancy, and projections on social media.
Black queer people are in this community. Trans queer people are in this community. And we deserve to get lost in a good time, too. We deserve fun, messy, sexy storylines. Just as much as any cis white woman over 50.
Our narrator takes their sub over the edge. “I am so lucky to be the custodian of your pleasure and your pain, pet.”
Sophie smashing women into walls in a sexy way! The one and only Renee Montoya! And the look Ryan gives her gal pal! We’re back, Bat-fam!
The Legends are back with circus shenanigans, bank robbery, and just a touch of accidental homicide.
You would think that, as someone living, not in actual Paris, but the “Paris of Appalachia” as they call Pittsburgh, that Brexit would leave me largely unaffected, but dear reader, you would be wrong!
The first sentence of “The Books of Bokonon” – the fictional foundational text of Bokononism, the religion Kurt Vonnegut invented for his 1963 novel Cat’s Cradle – reads as follows: “All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.”
Alex and Kelly welcome Esme into their lives while Kara and Lena try to get the hope totem before Nyxly does.
Also! JoJo Siwa is Prince Charming, Trans Netflix employees are staging a walkout to protest the transphobic Dave Chappelle stand-up special, and Beanie Feldstein is your new Harriet the Spy!
How could we talk about queer dating without talking about astrology and tarot?
What a day it is! It’s a day where we can all hop on the A+ Member Pop-Up Discord Server!
I don’t want to write about it for any other publication. I barely want to write about it for myself.
Sha’Carri Richardson is the definition of thriving, Lesbian Jesus is out here in these palm tree covered streets, giving you fall no matter WHAT, and I truly, unsarcastically love the work Stacy London is doing around menopause!
Oh did you want to see two queer Black women in bed together being sexy and laughing? Great news on that! We’ve got an exclusive clip from the premiere episode of Season 2 of “Twenties,” airing tomorrow at 10pm ET/PT on BET and BET HER.
Shop this list to snag a toy fit for werewolf roleplay or a staged alien abduction or elaborate masturbation to vampire erotica.
An important excerpt from Autostraddle’s Slack workplace.
In honor of our biannual Straight People Day, we interviewed two heterosexual friends, two cishet cats, and one past self.
I am not of the belief that “everyone should come out in order to live their best lives,” but I do want to acknowledge how incredibly difficult it is to have so many areas in your life where coming out simply isn’t an option.
No offense, Timothee Chalamet. It’s just that non-binary icon Gonzo wore it better.