Mini Crossword Holds a Grudge
My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill.
Mini Crossword “Accidentally” Leaves Gloves Everywhere
I just applied for a job down at the diner.
Mini Crossword Knocks ‘Em Back
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.
AF+ Crossword Is Jumping on the Bandwagon
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
Mini Crossword Is Just as Cute as Caesar
I ordered a chicken and an egg from a grocery delivery service.
Mini Crossword Wants Everyone to Watch Women’s Hockey
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Mini Crossword Talks Like a Pirate Sometimes
The ducks at the pond keep attacking my dog.
AF+ Crossword Prefers Tagalongs
Instagram keeps showing me videos of Clinton’s Vice President dancing.
Mini Crossword Definitely Thought “Geoduck” Was a Pokémon
I really love my dry erase board.
Bodybuilding Icon Bev Francis Reveals Real World Behind ‘Love Lies Bleeding’
“It’s pretty simple. I wanted to win. That’s pretty much it, I wanted to be Ms. Olympia.”
A+ Crossword is Making Kkakdugi and Watching “The Prom”
I’m writing a novel about a woman with a strain in her trapezius.
Mini Crossword Is Learning About Icing and High-Sticking
Why did the coach put frogs in the outfield?
Mini Crossword Is Perhaps a Little Too Curious
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided?
Mini Crossword Is a Pink Lady
I failed my driving test after taking an abbreviated driver’s ed class.
A+ Crossword Dreamed You Were a Poem
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round.
Mini Crossword Takes the Plunge
Why is She-Hulk so good at gardening?
Mini Crossword Is Sapphic AF
What do you call a penguin in the White House?
Mini Crossword Is Totally a Spy
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A+ Crossword Would Sit on the Bisexual Sofa
Singing in the shower is fun until you get body wash in your mouth.
Things I Read That I Love #334: Group Chats, Polycules, Data Free Disney, Iron Claws and Pretty Faces
Patricia Lockwood meets the pope, Leslie Jamison has a baby and gets divorced. Also: going to Disneyworld but not giving up your data, hunting for a perfect prosthetic, the Iron Claw, the tyranny of a mother’s vanity, how group chats rule the world and more!