Happy Anal August! Here at Autostraddle, we’re celebrating all things relating to buttholes, butt cheeks, butt plugs, butt sex and butt-related Big Feelings. I (Ro) asked our writers to share tales about their tail-ends, and — WOW — they really went for it. Enjoy their rump reports below (there’s even a posterior poem!), and share your own butt stories in the comments!
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Firstly, I am with Vanessa on team Bare Bootyhole (which I will name my band should I ever start one). For the feel and for the extra cleanliness factor, you cannot beat a shorn starfish.
Secondly, the topic of butt stories made me think of when I was trying to be sexy during a shower with my gf and ended up slamming my tailbone down directly onto the faucet. A very bad time, a great story now.
Forgot to add that Shorn Starfish is also a great band name contender.
As someone who works in retail, I can sympathize with Ro wrt awful customers; but, I don’t think I’ve ever had a customer throw something at me. That’s just weird & fucked up.
Great stories everyone. I also really love food for thot.
love all of you and your buttholes, would probably not hold your butt plugs in my bare hands but don’t hold it against me
“I would hold your butt plug in my bare hands.”
Ro, I am dead.
This also reminds me of when I was first dating my girlfriend and I stayed over at her place this one time. I went into the bathroom where I had hoped to have a reasonable sink-washing experience only to find that her roommate had left not one, but TWO butt plugs on the sink, one directly resting atop the shared bar of soap.
PSA to literally so many people that actually needs to be said out loud I guess: other people don’t necessarily want to touch your butt plugs!
Yay butts!
Y’all. I’m *bummed* that my bf of a year plus is not into any butt stuff :-(
I love a good topping peg-ortunity but he says pegging is only ever a power exchange and he says it like it’s a bad thing.
😭
Ro’s story is just…what. WHAT. omg