Rachel and Paul are at Dyad, and they walk into Dr. Leekie’s office to find him wearing a tuxedo and practicing his big speech. Leekie asks Rachel if she really kidnapped Kira, and calls the kid a biological goldmine. Turns out so is Sarah. FYI from now on I’ll be using “girl, you’re a biological goldmine” as my standard pick-up line. Rachel tells him to mind his own beeswax and ties his tie.
The cops take Sarah to the diner, which is now a crime scene. Sarah tells Art that the bad guys have her daughter, and she needs to be let go. Art wants the truth, but Sarah doesn’t have the time. They are forced to let her go, since being a smoking hot badass is not illegal.
Sarah re-groups with Felix and Cosima. Felix doesn’t want her to turn herself in, while Cosima wants to go to the fancy party to get more information/see Delphine in formal wear.
Ramone stops by to deliver flowers/gun from Allison and flirt with Felix. It’s pretty cute.
Allison also handmade a card to go with her lethal bouquet, because she’s got it like that. Cosima says they need a plan more elaborate than “storm Dyad with pistol,” but storming into places is kind of Sarah’s M.O.
Sarah comes up with a plan, but Allison isn’t going to like it. Allison doesn’t like a lot of things, guys. Sarah calls Paul and tells him that she wants to meet Daniel face to face. She then sends the goons to go pick up Allison, which is kind of a dick move to someone who just gifted you with an unlicensed gun and some azaleas.
So Daniel and his goons go to bust Allison in her red minivan, and they picked the wrong clone to fuck with. Allison kicks them, maces them, and rape whistles the shit out of them. She is tossed in the car and Daniel immediately recognizes that she isn’t Sarah.
Meanwhile, the Dyad Institute party is in full swing, and Sarah is there, disguised as Cosima. I love the scenes where the clones have to impersonate each other as it only further highlights Tatiana Maslany’s virtuoso performance. Seriously, is there any other actor doing anything this badass?
Delphine spots Sarah and, thinking she’s Cosima, gives her a big kiss.
Dr. Leekie shows up to twat block and tells Sarah that she has a bright future with Dyad. Sarah hugs him and steals his key card. Delphine realizes that Sarah is Sarah, and tells her that Rachel might be in Dr. Leekie’s office.
In Dr. Leekie’s office, Rachel is meeting with a group of Japanese businessmen. She tells them that with the recent Supreme Court ruling on synthetic DNA, they can now proceed with their next trial of patent clones.
Once the men leave, Sarah confronts Rachel and demands to see Kira and Mrs. S. Rachel tells her that Dyad didn’t take her family, someone else did. She just lied to Sarah to get her there. Sarah threatens her with the gun, but Rachel is telling the truth.
Rachel assures her that they’ll get Kira back together, but there are other forces at work. Sarah bitch slaps her and knocks her down, telling her that she’s a person, not property.
Paul shows up to ruin the clone-on-clone action, and pulls his gun on Sarah. She pistol whips Rachel, knocking her out, and punches Paul in the face. He tells her to go. I think this was pre-planned, but Paul is so boring I honestly can’t tell.
Sarah then shows up on Art’s doorstep, ready to tell him everything. Art is already one step ahead of her. The goons in the diner were in a religious extremist group, the Prolethians aka Helena’s people. Sarah lays all her cards on the table with him.
Guess who’s still alive and bleeding out in the hospital? Helena! She passes out in front of the nurse’s station. Right behind her is the surviving diner goon.
We then cut to a room where someone is creepily brushing Kira’s hair. They set up a camera and take a picture of her. Looks like the Prolethians have Kira.
That’s it! Tune in next week for more clones, more candles, and more hijinks!
