NYMag Sex Diaries Features Weed-Smoking Bicoastal Lesbian

We feel it’s our duty to let you know whenever the New York Magazine Sex Diaries feature a queer lady. We also imagine this will encourage them to feature more lesbians, so that we can read more about actual lesbian sex and therefore accrue the same kind of gratuitous sexual knowledge heterosexuals have the opportunity to absorb every single goddamn day. This is all a very honorable thing we do here, on Autostraddle.

This week’s foray into Sapphic Sex is “The Single Bicoastal Lesbian Smoking Lots of Weed With Two Gal Pals!” This lady has a habit of naming objects (“The Purple Friend”) and people (“The 25-Year-Old Lovely”) and a habit of eating marijuana. It’s amazing because she talks about her feelings/exes approximately a million times more than other sex diarists!

Last summer I was feeling horny so I went on Craigslist and a woman posted a picture of her naked body and I responded. We e-mailed back and forth a few times. The next day we decided to meet and when I saw her she looked familiar. At one point I asked, “Have we dated before?” 

Is anyone else confused about what happened to the 25-year-old at the end when she was crying a lot? Also do people still act like that on facebook when they’re grown up? More importantly, why isn’t this woman on The Real L Word?