SEX ADVICE:
Laneia and Riese often receive sex-related questions in their “formspring account” which we cannot answer because we are virgins and we think sex is gross. But you guys seem to like it a lot. So, we’re asking for you to give advice to all these ladies out there on the internet who have questions about getting TOTES NEKKID?
Answer the questions in the comments if you have advice! It’s fun, it’s like you have your very own formpsring account.
1. So my girlfriend and I have been together almost 2 months. Neither of us has ever gone down on someone before. I really want to go down on her, and I just spent like 20 minutes reading articles for tips. I was wondering if you had any advice for me?
2. I faked an orgasm. How do I deal with the fact that my new lady friend can’t get me off?
3. Am I breaking out from eating out my girlfriend? Can cum block your pores?
4. If Self improvement is masturbation , does that make masturbation Self improvement ?
5. How do they film sex scenes in movies/tv when you SEE their hand go down the front of the other girl’s undies?? how do they avoid accidental fingerbanging? or like on lip service, where (spoiler) frankie and cat are basically scissoring TOTES NEKKID??
6. You mentioned earlier sex after lots of boxed wine. My straight housemate and I had sex after splitting 3 litres of wine. She was really good, and we both came. What are the chances she’s really straight. Doesn’t matter does it? Also, how unsmart is house-cest?
7. I’m pansexual polyamorous. People tell me it’s just a phase I’m going through and a nineteen-year-old doesn’t know what she really wants.
8. I have a gay guy friend who gets handsy with girls when he’s drunk. He’s so pretty. Can we make out from time to time just for funsiez? Or is that a bad idea?
9. If someone told you that sex with girls is the same ’emotionally’ as with men but is ‘physically a lot more’ what would your response be? I personally find it incredibly belittling.
10. I have really tiny fingers, Riese. REALLY TINY. I’m afraid that I’ll never be able to hit a girl’s g-spot the right way. is this possible?? can my fingers by THAT tiny???
11. I’m a lesbian and I watch gay male porn and actually get turned on..i don’t think that’s normal. What do you think?
12. I’m 18, lesbian, never been kissed. I’m going to get braces soon. Do you think I will get a less than awesome first kiss experience with braces? :(
13. I have never had an orgasm and I try all the time and sometimes I worry I’m asexual but then I look at girls and it makes me happier and do you have any words that might make me feel okay?
14. What was your first time like?
15. I think my boobs are weird even though when I look at it objectively they look exactly like everyone else’s but then when I look in the mirror I’m like “what the hell?” is that normal?
16. How do I secure a friends-with-benefits status with someone? All the girls I go out with want relationships.
17. I was supposed to be studying for my test. You know what I did instead? I watched porn. Porn of all things! I didn’t do awful on my test but I didn’t do as good as I wanted to. How can I keep my mind out of the gutter?
MORE QUESTIONS FOR YOU TO ANSWER:
What is your sexual personality?, asks Fox News. Mine is Foxy, just saying.
ADULT SEX:
Five Reasons We’re Having Better Sex Than Our Parents! I think one of them is safe sex, I forget the others, maybe because our parents were having boring old heterosexual union sex, the kind all those church people like.
SUGARBUTCH IS HAVING A PARTY:
Wanna have a queer porn watching party on twitter? Obvs.
IDIOTS:
New website: “BoobsOnlyLesbians.com, catering to a newly invented (by straight men?) breed of boob-loving ladies. Their tagline? “You can touch yourself down there, but I don’t want to.” Which is dumb. I mean, boobs are great, but you can’t call yourself a lesbian if you don’t like vagina.”
PLAYBOY:
“It’s not enough to make the cut to be a Playboy centerfold. Your nipples also have to be the right sort of pointy. Your butt has to have a “better curve.” Enter Photoshop. Here, a rare view into the process” – How Your Playboy Centerfold Sausage Gets Made!
VIBRATORS:
12 Vibrators That Actually Exist! Cornblasters for everyone!
SEXY TUMBLR ALERT:
Fuck Yeah Perfect Dolls: “Perfect dolls have tattoos, piercings and color hair.”
